I'm sorry but there are way too many holes and utter conveniences in this story to make it believable. I think you're just trying to get some attention with this post, and for the most part, it has worked. I can't believe for one minute that this has all actually happened. Ok so perhaps you did break up with your girlfriend, but the rest is all just filler. As soon as things look like they're on the way down for you, you post back with something good that's just happened.
Seriously man, give it a rest now. It's over, you've had your time in the limelight. I thought this was all BS when you linked to those other two posts that you were clearly seeking attention in. Now it seems that it's the case here too.
As has already been mentioned, you were going to work for 2 months so you couldn't tell your girl face to face. Now all of a sudden it has fallen through and you're able to swan about with nothing to do. I'm fairly certain that all major companies would just cancel a job for you and then leave you with nothing else to do, letting you go off on a very shortly organised holiday to another country. Righto. You're also supposedly saving up for a new car, but couldn't before because you were spending too much money on your girl. Yet you're now spending money that you're obviously not earning because you're not working instead of getting the car fund sorted. Right, ok...
Finally, you split with your girlfriend and you land right in the lap of a (hot by your own words) old friend that just happens to be an FHM photographer, that's also in need of a short break and can get time off to jet off to Amsterdam with you, a person she hasn't seen in ages. Ok sure, things are definitely believable. Add to this your other posts about bite-marks in the shape of smiley faces and you would appear to be one sad individual that seems to get his kicks from getting attention from an internet forum.
Of course, there is the remote possibility that all of this is actually true, but it's all highly coincidental and seems highly unlikely.