Splitting Up with Misses

LMFAO what a tale.
Bit of a player then are we AthlonTom? I must say the thread was giving off that vibe a long time ago. **Waits for help I ****** one of photographer girls FHM models topic**
 
I_Am_Vengeance said:
What a priceless ending. Pitiful, pathetic, ironic and so incredibly convenient. Love it! :D

Edit: Have some stars.

Wouldn't call getting your records and a camping holiday with a foxy lady that.
 
Forgive me for saying, but it does all seem very errr... Suspect now... Again, the job that kept you away from your ex, which consumed every waking hour, which was so hardcore and demanded your full attention suddenly have no work for you to do...

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And shouldnt you be saving up for your exige instead of spending money on amsterdam and not working?

AthlonTom said:
this one seems pretty sound though
And i'm sure the last one did at first :P
 
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I'm sorry but there are way too many holes and utter conveniences in this story to make it believable. I think you're just trying to get some attention with this post, and for the most part, it has worked. I can't believe for one minute that this has all actually happened. Ok so perhaps you did break up with your girlfriend, but the rest is all just filler. As soon as things look like they're on the way down for you, you post back with something good that's just happened.

Seriously man, give it a rest now. It's over, you've had your time in the limelight. I thought this was all BS when you linked to those other two posts that you were clearly seeking attention in. Now it seems that it's the case here too.

As has already been mentioned, you were going to work for 2 months so you couldn't tell your girl face to face. Now all of a sudden it has fallen through and you're able to swan about with nothing to do. I'm fairly certain that all major companies would just cancel a job for you and then leave you with nothing else to do, letting you go off on a very shortly organised holiday to another country. Righto. You're also supposedly saving up for a new car, but couldn't before because you were spending too much money on your girl. Yet you're now spending money that you're obviously not earning because you're not working instead of getting the car fund sorted. Right, ok...

Finally, you split with your girlfriend and you land right in the lap of a (hot by your own words) old friend that just happens to be an FHM photographer, that's also in need of a short break and can get time off to jet off to Amsterdam with you, a person she hasn't seen in ages. Ok sure, things are definitely believable. Add to this your other posts about bite-marks in the shape of smiley faces and you would appear to be one sad individual that seems to get his kicks from getting attention from an internet forum.

Of course, there is the remote possibility that all of this is actually true, but it's all highly coincidental and seems highly unlikely.
 
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What a very werid ending, im going with the others and saying a lot of this is coincidental. That your job happened to be pulled when it was your excuse not to see her. You happened to meet up with a nice girl so soon, did you break up with her to be with this other girl????
 
jaykay said:
... You happened to meet up with a nice girl so soon, did you break up with her to be with this other girl????
Yeah probably - imagine the first post if the OP hadn't made up all this stuff...

AthlonTom said:
Hai OcUK, I've just dumped my GF by text and now I've got a better one who's a part-time FHM photographer, w00t!
 
I don't see why everyone is giving him such a hard time, this kinda thing can happen so easily..

And for my next trick, i'm going to juggle 2 elephants, a FHM photographer and some vinyls!
 
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