I went to work when i had Kidney Stones, went to the Doc's at Dinner and was rushed to Hospital was in overnight Left Hospital at Midday ish and was back at work the same day......
By Gum there's some Wimps around
Lol, you remind me of an Insanity Wolf skit. Are you this much of a cartoon in real life?
OP, print out the SC2 from the above link and the relevant page of guidance saying you can self-certificate for 7 calendar days. Deliver both to your HR department with a note saying you're happy to fill out any of their personal departmental self-certification forms, but you won't be providing medical confirmation.

