STD tests

[_Jimlad_]

was chatting with the misses last night, and got talking about sex in a previous life, i have been a bit foolish in my past and she has not kind of got talked into getting a test done, anyone else been of late, what's the process?

 

[_Jimlad_]

Oh great! I have not had any symptoms! So is HIV a blood test right? And Chlamydia is a pee in the pot job, anything else would have shown it’s ugly head by now, and it was not like I was a total ****

 

[_Jimlad_]

I'm going to get tested next monday when i get back to University. I'll post an update.

i might wait for your reply before booking up!

 

[_Jimlad_]

I've heard that getting it done through a GP can affect your life insurance premium. Something to beard in mind if that's the route you're planning on taking.

i don't have life insurance so no odds there - i think i would rather some stranger does it, but...... what happens if it's a female nurse, i think i would get a stiffy if ANY female touched my captain

 

[_Jimlad_]

well i know my little man is in good shape so just gonna ask for hiv blood test and Chlamydia

 

[_Jimlad_]

Tbh the tests are nothing to be worried about, just go and get them done, don't worry about the nurses tbh they have probably seen a lot worse than your little todger so thats nothing.

Been a few times now, its best to keep things in check after a split with a girl, I do it so I can feel safe in the knowledge that nothing is wrong with me.

If you have any serious questions post and I'll try and answer from my experiences.

KaHn

nice one cheers, am i right in saying that Chlamydia & HIV are the ones that don't have tell tell signs?

 

[_Jimlad_]

beer test?

And men don't get symptoms from chlamydia do they?

no signs, but Chlamydia is a pee in the cup test

 

[_Jimlad_]

yeah, he was saying he had no symptoms so didn't need a test.

well Chlamydia has no signs

 

[_Jimlad_]

It's all those dirty men eh

I'm not dead, so that means all clear, end of.

that's what freddy said