Stocking Filler Ideas !!!

WantoN · 19 Dec 2009 at 20:40

Hi chaps,
Fancy sharing some stocking filler ideas for the slightly more mature woman.

So far:
Chocolate Coins / Snowmen
Nail Varnish - Funky colour
Some random manicure/cream item

:confused:

Ant

Biohazard · 19 Dec 2009 at 20:41

lottery tickets and condoms

djmc0 · 19 Dec 2009 at 20:43

I always used to get tubes of Fruit Pastilles and Munchies when I was a kid. I don't think you can go wrong with that kind of stuff, unless it's for an adult, then maybe a few cheap usb things. USB Memory sticks go a long way!

Strife212 · 19 Dec 2009 at 20:44

Joe McElderry: The Climb Single

2bit · 19 Dec 2009 at 20:46

djmc0 said:
I always used to get tubes of Fruit Pastilles and Munchies when I was a kid. I don't think you can go wrong with that kind of stuff, unless it's for an adult, then maybe a few cheap usb things. USB Memory sticks go a long way!

He clearly said "Fancy sharing some stocking filler ideas for the slightly more mature woman."

Bennie-Mac · 19 Dec 2009 at 20:47

Mini perfume samples?

Strife212 said:
Joe McElderry: The Climb Single

Why would he basically take a huge dump in her stocking? Its christmas you heartless person! Unless you buy it on monday, which would be fine

2bit · 19 Dec 2009 at 20:49

WantoN said:
Hi chaps,
Fancy sharing some stocking filler ideas for the slightly more mature woman.

So far:
Chocolate Coins / Snowmen
Nail Varnish - Funky colour
Some random manicure/cream item

Ant

Depends how 'mature' the woman is I guess. Mines pretty mature too and I don't have a clue except that she loves posh shoes (really, really expensive ones).

I'll keep an eye here for ideas!

Strife212 · 19 Dec 2009 at 20:50

Bennie-Mac said:
Why would he basically take a huge dump in her stocking? Its christmas you heartless person! Unless you buy it on monday, which would be fine

Haha

jp_bl_68 · 19 Dec 2009 at 20:51

WantoN said:
Hi chaps,
Fancy sharing some stocking filler ideas for the slightly more mature woman.

Cut a hole in the bottom of the stocking, place the holey end down your trousers, then you wait..........

arknor · 19 Dec 2009 at 20:59

Menopause survival kit.

can be had for under 20quid

Vonhelmet · 19 Dec 2009 at 21:05

Stocking fillers? Sasha Grey's legs.

Disco Boy · 19 Dec 2009 at 21:05

Terry's chocolate orange is a must.

.walls · 19 Dec 2009 at 21:06

WantoN said:
Hi chaps,
Fancy sharing some stocking filler ideas for the slightly more mature woman.

*****.

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2bit · 19 Dec 2009 at 21:07

vonhelmet said:
Stocking fillers? Sasha Grey's legs.

Yes but he cannot present his slightly mature woman with a stocking filled with one of Sasha Grey's legs. It's just not acceptable.

2bit · 19 Dec 2009 at 21:08

.walls said:
*****.

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Only if he's not doing his job properly.

jp_bl_68 · 19 Dec 2009 at 21:16

vonhelmet said:
Stocking fillers? Sasha Grey's legs.

Like this............?

or were you thinking about............

4T5 · 19 Dec 2009 at 21:17

Do as Santa does & just empty your sack into them.

johnny6 · 19 Dec 2009 at 21:18

Comedy book

Got: The Way of **** it: The Modern Way to Transform Your Life by John C. Parkin this year for the girlfriend.

2bit · 19 Dec 2009 at 21:18

A token for one of the following: -

American wax: Hair limited to the bikini area

French waxing: Waxing with a "landing strip"

A full waxing: my choice :-)

My mind is wandering too far now... it's the mature woman thing.

Biohazard · 19 Dec 2009 at 21:21

jp_bl_68 said:
Like this............?