Was walking back to my place and i hear an engine humming behind me... a car moving slowly. Now normal people will probably think nothing of it... but me being paranoid I knew something was going to happen...
anyway I get to the corner of my street and the car stops...
A complete chav looking guy says "excuse mate... can we have a quick chat, we're the police"
Now this car is like a blue saloon... looks mega generic, and has 3/4 chav looking people in and its like quarter to one in the morning.
So i say "no sorry..." and continue walking, then the cars engine turns on and starts turning towards my direction... so i peg it down to my house (which thankfully was only half a street away).
When i get in my house, my house mates give me a look like "wtf?", and then i explain the story... decide to call 999
Being the idiot i am i forgot to take the registration number/car description ( i know nothing about cars, not even descriptions of the most basic kind).
but anyway... after calling the police, about 10 minutes later we get a knock on the door, couple more knocks follow... (we ignore while i try to look out of a misted up window to see who it is)... then they finally say "Mr fernandes... its the police, just checking ** ok"
Since they say my name, i could assume it was really cops... so i opened the door to be greeted by the chav looking guys who followed me (so they were actually cops)...
they were shocked when i told them they looked like chavs.
Anyway before you laugh, think about it... you'd do the same in my situation
remember the crime watch when the guy was attacked in his car, and taken half way across england before being left for dead.
Or the other crime watch, when this paedophile was txted this 14 year old girl, then after they called the cops, these fake police officers turned up at the door and threatened her mum in her home.
It makes for a good story anyway
maybe i should learn that martial art