Strange condition?

cleanbluesky · 11 Mar 2006 at 20:52

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006110472,00.html

Better that extreme than the other I would say

Doohickey · 11 Mar 2006 at 20:57

Actually I think I'd rather the other! Extreme cases of priapism can lead to gangrene :eek:

, and it's supposedly very painful. Poor guy.

Nix · 11 Mar 2006 at 20:57

“I took painkillers and drank beer hoping I’d get brewer’s droop. I even took scalding hot baths. But nothing helped — it’s not funny.”

Yes it is

cleanbluesky · 11 Mar 2006 at 20:58

Nix said:
Yes it is

Seconded

We should have a poll... to see wheter his condition is better than total impotence and whether it is funny or not...

I think the bit about being offered wide trousers is quite funny. Also, I'd imagine that he wouldn't be able to move within a few meters of children without getting accuse of being a paedo

Nix · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:00

Did anyone else find themselves examining the picture for hard evidence?

PinkPig · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:05

I would imagine it's a fairly horrible condition, far worse than total impotence in my eyes - he can't live a normal life in any situation at all.

jezsoup · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:06

Nix said:
Did anyone else find themselves examining the picture for hard evidence?

nope just you homo

great advice · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:07

His wife has been on the Kim Kelly diet every since

MiGSY · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:07

Nix said:
Did anyone else find themselves examining the picture for hard evidence?

LMFAO

MaxPower · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:10

Did they keep him out of prison because he had an unfair advantage if anyone dropped the soap?

Dinomania · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:18

He's got a stonker in that picture! See the way the right (his left) trouser leg is hanging?

alexakasloth · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:19

TBH if he went into prison it would help him if he was the soap boy

cleanbluesky · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:29

sara said:
He's got a stonker in that picture! See the way the right (his left) trouser leg is hanging?

Was about to call you gay, but then saw your username... yes, true to his claim it seems he does have a stonker, a woody, a stiffy, a tent-pole, a plunger-handle, a sail-mast on clear display...

great advice · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:30

cleanbluesky said:
Was about to call you gay, but then saw your username... yes, true to his claim it seems he does have a stonker, a woody, a stiffy, a tent-pole, a plunger-handle, a sail-mast on clear display...

How can you call anyone gay, you looked!!

cleanbluesky · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:30

great advice said:
How can you call anyone gay, you looked!!

Really? Looked... at what?

Spend_day · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:31

But doctors told the court they could not cure him — even after sticking NEEDLES in his manhood.

OUCH

cleanbluesky · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:35

Spend_day said:
But doctors told the court they could not cure him — even after sticking NEEDLES in his manhood.

OUCH

So this man's manhood is invulnerable to needles? Methinks they just need bigger needles. That's or to stop suggesting that prodding things with sharp points is in fact a 'potential medical cure'

Slap some leeches on his ****, I say! I leech lovin' aught to bring him down.

Nix · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:38

I wonder what would happen if you gave him viagra.

*pents fingers*

Spend_day · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:51

cleanbluesky said:
Slap some leeches on his ****, I say! I leech lovin' aught to bring him down.

yeah were not gonna send ya to prison just hold still

PardonTheWait · 11 Mar 2006 at 21:54

Nix said:
I wonder what would happen if you gave him viagra.

*pents fingers*

Either nothing, or it would shoot off like a rocket and blood would go everywhere.