Strange/Funny happenings in exams?

I think I've said this before in a similar thread, in one of my GCSE's, in the middle if the exam a girl stood up and literally threw herself at another girl, knocked her off her chair and started attacking her! :eek: I'll always remember the invigilators rushing to break them up and one of them having the attacker in a headlock! Good times!
 
valve90210 said:
Also, I used to take a pastic bag full of polos with me in exams and used to much my way through them for the whole exam....only problem was that they often made me sneeze!!!

Valve
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Polos make me sneeze as well, madness!

For me, a funny thing was years back when someone I was near midway through an English exam was sick all over it. And in the GCSE/A level years it was funny watching the PE teachers do a 'thong count' game, also race each other up each aisle, or stand behind the ugliest kid in the row. They revealed this to a few people a few days into exams; so from then onwards it always made us laugh.
 
I sat the same paper about 3 times due to a combination of hayfever and a dodgy vein in my nose, the worst occasion was when I sneezed that hard I smashed my face on the desk with a bloody splat and smeared my paper and the desk with a lovely snot/tears/blood solution. Nice.

Also, one of the special kids doing an exam in the back of the hall started moaning and then let rip with a barely contained fart which caused a giggle, and then moaned a wee bit more and proceeded to let fly with the most disgusting souning eructation ever and followed through.
 
A lad entered a GCSE mock exam, a few years back now, with a giant Vodka bottle filled with water as we were allowed to bring a bottle of water in with us. He immediately got thrown out of the exam hall. Was funny as anything!
 
We started a music session in our GCSE Frence exam. Started with one person tapping the wall, then another joined in tapping the table. Evenutally had about 10 people tapping and drumming (quietly) on different things. Was amazing. Loud enough for all us to hear it in the back corner, but the teachers sat the front never noticed, they just kept giving us strange looks cos we were all trying our hardest not to laugh!
 
Skeeter said:
We started a music session in our GCSE Frence exam. Started with one person tapping the wall, then another joined in tapping the table. Evenutally had about 10 people tapping and drumming (quietly) on different things. Was amazing. Loud enough for all us to hear it in the back corner, but the teachers sat the front never noticed, they just kept giving us strange looks cos we were all trying our hardest not to laugh!
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Awesome, I love it when things like that spontaneously happen.
 
Goodwin said:
I sat the same paper about 3 times due to a combination of hayfever and a dodgy vein in my nose, the worst occasion was when I sneezed that hard I smashed my face on the desk with a bloody splat and smeared my paper and the desk with a lovely snot/tears/blood solution. Nice.
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lol, I sneezed blood all over one of my IT exams, just after i had finished the page too :( Couldn't be bothered doing it again so just handed it in with a comment in the margin next to the blood saying "Even mortally wounded,your faithful examinee struggles ever onwards"

Got an A :p
 
Goodwin said:
Also, one of the special kids doing an exam in the back of the hall started moaning and then let rip with a barely contained fart which caused a giggle, and then moaned a wee bit more and proceeded to let fly with the most disgusting souning eructation ever and followed through.
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so wrong, but oooooooh so funny!

nearly burst out laughing, in a pretty much silent office!


i am working really i am!
 
My mates passed poppers round their mock exams

One lad did a massive greeny on my mates table and they kicked off in the exam hall

The students ran our highschool :p
 
Lol its all coming back now

My mate Baker while high on poppers fell off his chair twice

Chris started listening to his mp3 player during an exam LOL

I actually went into my graphics exam stoned with a couple of mates, we drew some wacky ****
 
A duck flew into the window and died during one of my GCSEs. And my friend brought a collection of plastic farmyard animals to sit on his desk for 'moral support'.
 
I was sitting at the front desk on the edge of a stage and the guy behind kept moving forward and then shoved me off it.

Not funny at the time but now I laugh.
 
kai said:
no separate tables exam conditions. It was obvious to eveyone it was under the tables like but it was pretty obvious what they where doing for the first few rows in front and back everyone was sniggering. Teachers didnt click on just told everyone to silence.... only on collection before everyone could get up did they have idea when they had to pick the exam paper up off the desk.
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What?



A few of us kicked a tennis ball around for 2 hours in an A2 physics exam.:)
 
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