strange neighbour behaviour...or is it?

porushinobu · 1 Dec 2014 at 12:35

TheBDog said:
Definitely an alien demnon.

OP, prep the letterbox poop

its not worth it unless you are having the projectile squirts though

Edrof · 1 Dec 2014 at 12:36

Has he got a new patio?

TheBDog · 1 Dec 2014 at 12:37

porushinobu said:
its not worth it unless you are having the projectile squirts though

Worst case I'm sure there is a way to induce this. OP, you know what needs to be done

Schlong&Stable · 1 Dec 2014 at 12:37

maccapacca said:
Heaven forbid you could talk to him about it.

Yeah, let te serial killer know you're onto him. Good one. :rolleyes:

porushinobu · 1 Dec 2014 at 12:43

Thompson_NCL said:
Yeah, let te serial killer know you're onto him. Good one.

He may be a very friendly serial killer, pre judging him wont do you any good. Go and talk to him, if your hanging from his wall with your intestines out, I was wrong

MooMoo444 · 1 Dec 2014 at 12:46

ants83 said:
he is a muslim an wears all the clothes so doesnt look typically british.

So he's got a C4 jacket on?

doofer · 1 Dec 2014 at 12:53

Phone the Daily Mail and sell them the story of how your suspicious Muslamic neighbour caused you so much anguish and anxiety it turned you in to a depraved transsexual Satanist with a fetish for Garden Gnomes, might even get you a two-part Channel 4 Special if you're lucky.

Broady21.pb · 1 Dec 2014 at 12:57

Call MI5/6, infact call them all!!!! The kids in the deep freezer and he's is dropping off supplies to make something NASTY :eek:

hidden in what looks like bags of clothes.

Nix · 1 Dec 2014 at 12:59

Kishywish · 1 Dec 2014 at 13:57

Probably the most important question has been overlooked.... how were the chocolates?

Will21st · 1 Dec 2014 at 14:01

doofer said:
Phone the Daily Mail and sell them the story of how your suspicious Muslamic neighbour caused you so much anguish and anxiety it turned you in to a depraved transsexual Satanist with a fetish for Garden Gnomes, might even get you a two-part Channel 4 Special if you're lucky.

I would watch this 10/10

Yaayuh! · 1 Dec 2014 at 14:03

Ask him if everything is ok because you have noticed that he's not around much.

Mr Badger · 1 Dec 2014 at 14:04

Kishywish said:
Probably the most important question has been overlooked.... how were the chocolates?

Surprisingly meaty....

TheBDog · 1 Dec 2014 at 14:04

Rossi~ said:
Ask him if everything is ok because you have noticed that he's not around much.

How very dare you attempt to bring some sanity into this!!

mmj_uk · 1 Dec 2014 at 14:11

It sounds like he's just using the bungalow for storage? bombs obviously.

Dj_Jestar · 1 Dec 2014 at 14:14

My guess is it's none of your business and you should just go about your own.

MooMoo444 · 1 Dec 2014 at 14:15

Maybe he is secretly a lover of bacon butties and whisky, so has to come to this secondary premises to consume them away from his 12 year old wife?

fatdog · 2 Dec 2014 at 16:43

he killed the kid, visits now and then exchange clothing ?

fatdog · 2 Dec 2014 at 16:44

omnomnom said:
So?

he is obviously up to no good.

Malevolence · 2 Dec 2014 at 16:47

Does he have a zabiba? If the answer is yes, get worried and ring MI5.