Strange surnames?

DailyGeek · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:07

I served a customer at work today.

I'll cut to the point and say her name was Mrs Semens

Spelt exactly like that

Can anyone beat this? My other half once served a Miss Brownass too

Skunkworks · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:09

I used to have to talk to a guy called Mr Brownsword a lot. *snigger*

SexyGreyFox · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:16

Skunkworks said:
I used to have to talk to a guy called Mr Brownsword a lot. *snigger*

My best mate was called David Brownsword and until your post I never realised the rude conotations.

BigBoy · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:16

worked with a guy called John Longstains made me rofl when it was called out over the PA system.

Behemoth · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:18

I've had to do a refund for a customer at work and his name was Mr. Mycock. Have also had a Mrs. Bottome, a Miss. Bastarde, and a Guy Dicker.

homerio · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:19

There is a funeral directors in my town with the surname "Lovegrove". I always joke with my girlfriend that it should be lovegrave.

I dunno why shes still with me with a sense of humour like that.

Smitho3 · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:20

i served sumone in work who's name was Virgina Ponsford teheh!

Sherbs · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:23

Pronounced Browns-word, or Brown-sword?

Aliboy · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:23

I used to know a girl called Iona Bath and I deliver mail to a Mrs Flucker

and a bloke called Omar Butt

Behemoth · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:24

Aliboy said:
I used to know a girl called Iona Bath and I deliver mail to a Mrs Flucker and a bloke called Omar Butt

And I thought my surname was bad

Naffa · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:26

my old guitar teacher was called Mick Moffat.. which isnt amazingly silly but i like it

Behemoth · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:32

naffa said:
my old guitar teacher was called Mick Moffat.. which isnt amazingly silly but i like it

Whatever floats your boat I guess

wesley · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:34

one of my friend's name is Peter North, i created a thread about him using his name as username but it got removed due some replies were over the top!

M0T · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:35

Used to work with a bloke called Jim Glasscock.

cleanbluesky · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:37

Had a letter from Mr S Tozer

elroberto · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:38

Worked for 11 88 88, during training one search threw up a Mr Wankie, suffice to say he was ex directory

Tru · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:41

naffa said:
my old guitar teacher was called Mick Moffat.. which isnt amazingly silly but i like it

Coincidentaly a bloke called Moffat used to teach me drums.

I know of a Miss De'ath.

Neoni · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:44

Hehe, cool surnames,

mine is button ?!

is that wierd....Button.

-Neon

Sherbs · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:45

Not Andrew Button?

Lord Pablo · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:46

my primary school headmaster was called Brownsword.