Strange surnames?

LeperousDust · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:50

How about "Dr Dick", but over the phone, hand on my heart i swear he said "Mr Dick-face" more than one of my colleagues have heard of this guy and back me up too. I managed to hold the giggles in till after he left

Tru · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:50

Neon said:
Hehe, cool surnames,

mine is button ?!

is that wierd....Button.

-Neon

Not unless your first name is Belly, or Dontpressthebigred.

Behemoth · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:51

elroberto said:
Worked for 11 88 88, during training one search threw up a Mr Wankie, suffice to say he was ex directory

ha ha poor fella

There's also been a Mr. Gynn, Mr. Kneebone aswell if I remember rightly. You just couldn't think some of these up could you ??

VIRII · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:55

I know a Phillip Hiscock which isn't funny until you realise everyone calls him Phil Hiscock.

Chris01 · 19 Feb 2006 at 19:55

I know someone called.... wait for it

Max Horney

*rofl's*

and im not joking

Oracle · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:00

Used to work with a bloke called Richard Mycock! I used to steal his business card as my mates never believed me!

cleanbluesky · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:02

You know what's great about this thread - we can completely swear as long as its sandwiched into a surname

Did I mentioned I used to have a teacher called Mr ****pants... that's right old ****pants, we used to ask if he was scared, he'd as why and we'd say "because you **** your pants"...

zain · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:05

Cant say surnames but someone was selling CookSpunk cookies or something today lol

buckeejit · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:06

when I was working in a callcentre, I always cracked up at women with the surname 'Man or Mann'.

Ok, Mrs Man.....How can I help you today?

Sad, I know but it always gave me a giggle.

atpbx · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:13

They only remotely amusing names i deliver to are Mr D Ducker and Mr I Gay.

Behemoth · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:24

One of our line managers is called Vowell. I remember when he had a letter sent to our store saying 'Mr. L. Bowells, Store Manager' We all wet ourselves laughing when that came through.

NeedleGunner · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:25

A customer who comes into our shop is called Mrs Clity

Behemoth · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:28

NeedleGunner said:
A customer who comes into our shop is called Mrs Clity

Clity Clity bang bang . . .

lukechad · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:42

Andy and Maureen Mycock work at the same place as me

weescott · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:49

I knew a guy called Mike Cochrane. You couldn't say his name too fast.

riddlermarc · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:51

There was a Mr Wanklyn working at the AA in Basingstoke the same time as me a good few years ago.. had to phone and ask for him once, couldn't stifle a little giggle as I did so but was even worse when I realised it was he who had answered the phone

Berger · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:51

Ive delt with someone called S. WANG before.
Wang *giggles*

monkeypants · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:53

My mate's manager is called Richard Fiddler. God knows what his parents were thinking when they named him.

VIRII · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:53

cleanbluesky said:
You know what's great about this thread - we can completely swear as long as its sandwiched into a surname.

This reminds me of an old " Ronnies sketch. They are both at a party and seem to suffer from hearing problems. Virtually every sentence has a "hidden name" in it and the other assumes it is a mutual acquaintance.

NeedleGunner · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:54

Behemoth said:
Clity Clity bang bang . . .

My first boss was called Rod Fullalove, now this is now joke. His wife's maiden name was Truelove. They had a son and get this, they called him Jonathan aka Jonny Fullalove. ROFLMA!!!!!!!