Strange surnames?

Chronos-X · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:55

I took a call from Ms. Clitstone once.. petrified

Scam · 19 Feb 2006 at 20:57

My housemate's surname is Sweetlove. We enjoy getting odd looks from people as we yell across to him 'Oi Sweetie!'

Behemoth · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:02

Chronos-X said:
I took a call from Ms. Clitstone once.. petrified

Oh god I bet you were :eek:

When I get a customer in with a strange surname, I've got a hard job to try and stop myself from laughing in front of them. It's very hard sometimes,as I've heard some real belters, trouble is I've forgotten them now.

There was an elderly lady we had in last year and her surname was Twentymen. I wanted to say "Have you really had that many husbands ??"

I was then told not soon after that I had to deliver her TV out to her, so I had to keep my gob shut.

Raikiri · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:10

My old art teacher was called Miss. Ing

Theres a basketball player called randy duck, can't think of any others.

panthro · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:13

Damn........Ive got some classics lined up......having worked for a very large power company in switzerland, our global phonebook used to have the greatest names in. I still have the screenshots, but Im not sure I should display them due to the Lotus Notes contact information shown.....anyway, hope you enjoy these, here goes:

Juergen Wanka
Brigitte Muff
Helmuth Bumberger
Anythony Bytheway (my favourite)
Franz Titz
Georges ******
Sally Poon

I swear on my life that they are not made up

LMFAO!!!

Technically these can't be classed as swearing.....can they? I will remove if they are.

Behemoth · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:13

We had a Miss Gillette at School, you can imagine what we used to sing

She was hot too lol

Etaqua · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:14

A girl at school is called Iona Cockburn... It was funny until I found out Cockburn isn't pronounced the way it is spelt.

Behemoth · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:17

What makes me laugh is when someones surname is "Fitzgerald" I don't know I just find it really funny.

Anyone know of a Richard Head ?? I think anyone with that name will get a lot of mickey taking.

monkeypants · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:20

Behemoth said:
Anyone know of a Richard Head ?? I think anyone with that name will get a lot of mickey taking.

Fiddler > Head.

panthro · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:22

Behemoth said:
Anyone know of a Richard Head ?? I think anyone with that name will get a lot of mickey taking.

theres a guy buried next to my uncle, called Richard Clarke Head. I always pay respects to the guy when Im there cos he must have got some stick. RIP.

Behemoth · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:23

Oh yeah I totally forgot this one, before my family moved out of our house in a small village our neighbor was called Mrs. Golly.

Aliboy · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:28

There is also a girl at my girlfriends work called Fiona Kinell .... she get's called Fi

Bri · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:32

One of my team had a Miss Dong on the phone the other day, I found it that amusing that I took a photo of it;

I've spoken to a Mr Grocock before too.

[DOD]Asprilla · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:37

Used to be a director of Moss Bross called Newly Gaye.

"Hi, I'm Newly Gaye."

"...er...that's nice."

ScoobyDoo · 19 Feb 2006 at 21:59

Oracle said:
Used to work with a bloke called Richard Mycock! I used to steal his business card as my mates never believed me!

Dick mycock!, good one.

Good job my parents had second thoughts and christened me with a different first name as my surname is Mycock and my middle name is Richard.

Ive had loads of stick during the school years but for the past 20yrs since being employed it hadsnt really been a issue.

panthro · 19 Feb 2006 at 22:01

[DOD]Asprilla said:
Used to be a director of Moss Bross called Newly Gaye.

"Hi, I'm Newly Gaye."

"...er...that's nice."

aaaaaahhhhahahahahahaha

Joe T · 19 Feb 2006 at 22:03

Someone back at primary shcool had the surname "Silley".

Raikiri · 19 Feb 2006 at 22:10

Joe T said:
Someone back at primary shcool had the surname "Silley".

First name billy? :cool:

Shifter_Hull · 19 Feb 2006 at 22:43

[DOD]Asprilla said:
Used to be a director of Moss Bross called Newly Gaye.

"Hi, I'm Newly Gaye."

"...er...that's nice."

lol cool name

EYEREX · 19 Feb 2006 at 22:48

Worked with someone called paul winkle