Stringfellows, Spearmint Rhino, or something else?

Scuzi said:
If you're thick enough, I suppose having a pair of chebs jiggled in front of you could be entertaining in the way that dangling a set of keys in front of a baby entertains it. But given the expense of strip clubs, you might as well just go all the way and call a Hungarian hooker to get the job done properly. It'd probably be cheaper.
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That made my day!
 
Scuzi said:
Strip clubs are the most pointless thing in existence. You sit there looking at something you want badly but you can't have it and you can't even touch it. You just have to sit there and become frustrated.
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Eyes front, sit on your hands, try to ignore bouncer the size of Mike Tyson glaring at you.
 
haha brilliant

*grabs pop corn Too

op you want to go to a strip place with your GF? wow just recreate elaborate love scenes from James Bond movies :)
 
If you want a night your guest will not forget, I suggest the Ye Olde Axe on Hackney Road.

They'll *never* unsee what they see there.
 
Scuzi said:
Strip clubs are the most pointless thing in existence. You sit there looking at something you want badly but you can't have it and you can't even touch it. You just have to sit there and become frustrated.

If you're thick enough, I suppose having a pair of chebs jiggled in front of you could be entertaining in the way that dangling a set of keys in front of a baby entertains it. But given the expense of strip clubs, you might as well just go all the way and call a Hungarian hooker to get the job done properly. It'd probably be cheaper.
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Classic.

Have never been to one myself, so can't comment either way, but I don't really see the attraction.
 
Scuzi said:
Strip clubs are the most pointless thing in existence. You sit there looking at something you want badly but you can't have it and you can't even touch it. You just have to sit there and become frustrated.

If you're thick enough, I suppose having a pair of chebs jiggled in front of you could be entertaining in the way that dangling a set of keys in front of a baby entertains it. But given the expense of strip clubs, you might as well just go all the way and call a Hungarian hooker to get the job done properly. It'd probably be cheaper.
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Good advice

you sound like a regular :_) call you "Scuzi" do they lol
 
Scuzi said:
Strip clubs are the most pointless thing in existence. You sit there looking at something you want badly but you can't have it and you can't even touch it. You just have to sit there and become frustrated.

If you're thick enough, I suppose having a pair of chebs jiggled in front of you could be entertaining in the way that dangling a set of keys in front of a baby entertains it. But given the expense of strip clubs, you might as well just go all the way and call a Hungarian hooker to get the job done properly. It'd probably be cheaper.
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Depends on the club as to what you get out of it. Some are more a place to chat to pretty girls, who will actually listen and talk to you meaningfully, and just so happen to get naked for you when you ask. It's a nice, no nonsense, no agro, no inhibitions, no strings type thing. Hard to describe accurately what I mean. In fact, the fact these girls do get naked is actually not the primary attraction imo.

Others that are crap will just demand money from you, give you a quick jiggle and be done with you, and throw you out if you don't hand over your money hand over fist when they ask. These are the places you should avoid.

Anywhere that expects you to put a pound in a cup every 20mins, for example, just walk out of.
 
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Bill101 said:
I would be concerned that your girlfriend was up for this!
Of course she might like seeing you have your face full of fun bags and watching semi naked women.
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My wife took me to a stripclub for our wedding anniversary and we both had a dance. :)
 
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My wife took me to a stripclub for our wedding anniversary and we both had a dance. :)
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Lovely story. Truely heartwarming.

I was taken by suprise when in america I had the "No Touching" policy in my head, when it came to the acutal dance to my suprise she placed my hands upon her breasticles...Also got something extra than your usual UK dance but cant be said on these lovely forums.

Also had the option of "going into the backroom" which I never took up on the offer but I can have a good guess at what it entailed.
 
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Sime said:
Lovely story. Truely heartwarming.

I was taken by suprise when in america I had the "No Touching" policy in my head, when it came to the acutal dance to my suprise she placed my hands upon her breasticles...Also got something extra than your usual UK dance but cant be said on these lovely forums.

Also had the option of "going into the backroom" which I never took up on the offer but I can have a good guess at what it entailed.
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You aren't a real man. A real man would have taken her into the back, smashed her pasty with the equivalent force of a mallet and then branded both your name and OcUK onto her back :p

(please don't do this :p)
 
My first strip club experience was in Malta. It was unbelievable. I was keeping my hands to myself but they ENCOURAGED touching. Best. Night. Ever! We went back the next night sober so that we could remember it.
 
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