Sunbeds!

elitetrick said:
this logic only works if youre attracting a certain type of lady, probably the ones that play WoW themselves.

any attractive women, who pretty much all use sunbeds, find tans attractive. i never usually have trouble getting ladies with a bit of chat and some jokes, but i have to approach them. when i went and got a spray tan the girls came to me, made it much easier, so tanning is infact anti-gay.
id never use sunbeds though as im too pasty and have too many moles on my back.
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lol. That tells me about you and the type of shallow fake slappers you go for and hang around more than anything else.

And sorry but the gayness of having a spray tan simply outweighs the anti gayness of attracting more women:

Having a spray tan = 10 gay points.

More women approaching you = 5 anti gay points.

10 - 5 = 5. 5 gay points.

Therefore, you are gay. GAY.
 
aslong as he hasnt gone for the orange look then whats the problem ?

a tan makes people look healthier. being healthy is attractive!

never done it myself like. im white as a ghost except me farmers tan
 
Ehhh nope I wouldn't say it makes you look healthier. I think people might incorrectly perceive in their minds that being very white looks unhealthy or less healthy because it is often one attribute of someone of ill health. It's not that aspect alone which makes you appear unhealthy or less healthy.

But If they actually saw say, a boxer, very well built...etc, but with very white skin, would they think he looked unhealthy? Would they think he'd look any healthier with a tan? Frankly, I doubt it.
 
KittensCake said:
lol. That tells me about you and the type of shallow fake slappers you go for and hang around more than anything else.

And sorry but the gayness of having a spray tan simply outweighs the anti gayness of attracting more women:

Having a spray tan = 10 gay points.

More women approaching you = 5 anti gay points.

10 - 5 = 5. 5 gay points.

Therefore, you are gay. GAY.
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well i never said i go after these women in order to form relationships, everyone knows the fake tanned ones always make better one night stands.
and for a post that contains the word gay that many times im starting to think youre a little insecure about something :p
 
daz said:
Don't listen to the geeks - your wedding day photos are going to be photos that all of your family have and look at for years after. It's natural to want to look your best. If you feel you'll look better with some colour, then go for it. :)
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Damaging your skin in order to slightly change its colour is not looking your best.

Damaging your skin in order to prompt a defensive response that will give you a little bit of protection against greater damage afterwards might have some sense to it.
 
God knows what the deal with the sunbed i went on yesterday was, but im looking like a definate cancer candidate right now.

Ive been on them in the past occasionally, but its been about 8 months since then..

The one i went on yesterday has burned crap out of me, i couldnt sleep last night cos my skin is going insane. I had a cold shower this morning and im so red and sensitive lol.

Ill give it a few days to calm down, then maybe sneak 3 mins in haha
 
Angilion said:
Damaging your skin in order to slightly change its colour is not looking your best.

Damaging your skin in order to prompt a defensive response that will give you a little bit of protection against greater damage afterwards might have some sense to it.
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damaging your skin so that you can have the best DNA to mix with your own to create little sprogs also would be deemed rational.
 
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