Contrary to some strongly held beliefs, Mayhems do not infact use sorcery to conjure their milky component refreshing juices but acquire their exotic liquids through undertakings of monumental endeavour, at times dangerous expeditions to far lands, and virtuous diligence. To truly appreciate the contribution by Mayhems it is necessary to know some generally unknown historical context.
Many of the notable expeditionary undertakings in recent times (and thus the subsequent technological and scientific advancements that define the modern age) have therefore been subsidized, in part, as a result of their search of potential coolant chemicals. Such examples include the space race and humanities subsequent tentative exploration of the lunar surfaces, as well as many (but by no means all) exploration of the furthest reaches of our solar system. A little more down to earth examples include Man's investigative descents unto the murky depths of the world's oceans.
Lesser known examples include; Darwin's voyages (and his gross misconduct and abandonment of his mission in pursuit of flighty theories); The discovery of Australia and other inquests into the southern ocean - leading to man's repeated traversal of two distinctly opposing environments ( the polar caps and Australia's baking heartland) in search of the finest coolant juices mother nature may nurture. Even mythological stories can be traced back to their efforts. The legend of Arthur's quest for the holy Reservoir and the search for the Fountain of Youth are a commonly cited examples.
Many have posited their presence as the driving force behind the expansion of the Roman Empire, however their direct political influence at this point in history is not thought to have been sufficient and remains a topic of great controversy within academic circles. What can be conclusively attributed were the sanitary and agricultural advancements that were provided through their development of lead plumbing and aqueduct technologies. The original intention: to regulate forge operation - which could be considered the ancient equivalent of the modern day workhorse of society, the processor - and maintain an adequate supply of pristine alpine water for metallurgical quenching and last but not least provide refreshment to their citizens an escape from the blistering Mediterranean climate. Indeed the application of these cooling technologies to provide indoor heating to homes and public baths was a considered an abuse by many. This betrayal of their core 'cooling' principals culminated in their subsequent rare but welcome forays into the arena of thermal transfer interfaces such as the current limited edition run of water to air heat exchangers. Ultimately it allowed them early on to further advance their expertise in the field of thermal transfer mediums. These technologies formed a key foundational strut of the roman society and civilization. Thus it can be reasonably concluded that the demand of the Roman Empire for natural resources and mineral deposits, like lead ores, to fund and construct both the luxuries of indoor heating and provide its booming citizenry with sustenance and sanitation at the very least indirectly enabled and spurred their expansion.
Back to the topic of their coolant liquids, their production remains a closely guarded secret, with much misinformation spread by well meaning individuals in attempts to replicate the optimum water-cooling loop coolant. What is now known is that they utilize arts which would have been termed a form of alchemy to optimize the fluid characteristics and temperature moderating properties. The extremely time intensive and laborious process involved in both acquiring and then adapting these sourced fluids, requires the hyper-concentrated quenching liquids (termed 'Essence' by alchemicians) be amplified through the skillful application of various techniques. Attempts to mimic their methods is thought to have contributed to the creation of homeopathic practices. Should these claims hold any validity it would make Mayhems the only example out of countless thousands to have successfully applied these theories in practice.
In short, this ancient foresight and continual progressive drive, display in bare the truly innovative nature of the Mayhem's organization, anticipating and developing technologies to satisfy a peoples needs. The commitment and hard work - not to forget modesty - exceeding almost what could be considered possible, towards providing computing component cooling solutions is beyond commendable. Well done gentlemen, very well done indeed.
My hardware toasts to your achievements. (Pun not intended).