Swallowed a fly cyling to work

[n3crius]

Serves him right the crazy little beast.

I was going downhill on a nice street when suddenly something hit the back of my thoat. And then it was gone. Lungs or digestive system?

Now I'm sat at work coughing with a mad irritation at the back of my throat, I don't know if I'm imagining it from the fly-trauma or if he is causing me to suffer. I feel like going to throw up and see if I can force the little beast out.

 

[n3crius]

Success. I think I just forced him out (through coughing).

He doesn't look too good. He's smaller than I would have thought too from the impact on the throat.

 

[Bill101]

Quick, swallow a spider(it may wriggle and wriggle and tickle inside) to catch the fly

 

[ShiWarrior]

I used to cycle to work many years ago, they always seem to find your mouth at high speeds, very annoying

 

[Fireskull]

Thank your lucky stars it wasnt a wasp lol, almost had one in my helmet this morning

 

[Baxter]

Quick, swallow a spider(it may wriggle and wriggle and tickle inside) to catch the fly

Then swallow a bird to catch the spider

How absurd

 

[Col_M]

Thank your lucky stars it wasnt a wasp lol, almost had one in my helmet this morning

That's what'll happen if you cycle in the buff

 

[Abraham]

Thank your lucky stars it wasnt a wasp lol, almost had one in my helmet this morning

that's what you call a danger ****

 

[Fireskull]

That's what'll happen if you cycle in the buff

Loool but its too hot

 

[noob]

I cycle everywhere, swallowing flies is a common thing. Part of my healthy eating plan.

 

[n3crius]

Update.

Throat still feels irritated, like I need to cough something up. But the fly is gone now.

 

[Fireskull]

Update.

Throat still feels irritated, like I need to cough something up. But the fly is gone now.

All in your head unless it laid something in your neck

 

[SteveOBHave]

Then swallow a bird to catch the spider

How absurd

Then swallow a cat to catch the bird?

 

[Nick1881]

All in your head unless it laid something in your neck

Just panic the guy why dont you. lol

You should have ate it, they make a tasty snack for your ride.

 

[iCraig]

Update.

Throat still feels irritated, like I need to cough something up. But the fly is gone now.

Did you get its eggs out?

 

[Baxter]

Then swallow a cat to catch the bird?

And swallow a dog to catch the cat!

 

[divine`]

Did you get its eggs out?

Indeed, it'll have laid quite a few if it was there for any longer than about 5 minutes.

 

[iCraig]

Indeed, it'll have laid quite a few if it was there for any longer than about 5 minutes.

It's a defence mechanism. If it thinks it's about to die it goes crazy and lays eggs like no tomorrow. The sticky, warm membranes in your throat will be a lovely home for them.

 

[Fireskull]

And swallow a dog to catch the cat!

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...

(what the hell, since when has goats caught dogs)

 

[Squink]

The sticky, warm membranes in your throat will be a lovely home for them.

Yep, it'll be maggotsville in your throat by tomorrow morning