SWMBO

SWMBM - She who must be medicated
SWMBPIP - She who must be put in place

By the way, the lack of sex thing works both ways, hold out if you can, then lord it over her when she gives in. Women are more randy than men (also more stubborn)

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DreXeL said:
Anyone who uses this phrase is hereby excluded from the man club. Use of this phrase is up there with wearing skinny jeans, having a man-bag, moisturising daily and wearing guy-liner.

The men of Britain need their balls re-attached :(

That is all.
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I have a man bag and I moisturise daily. I balance that out by lifting weights and doing full contact kickboxing :)
 
SWMBO!? You think that's bad? Are you talking on forums or in real life? I've heard peole use LOL in real life rather than laugh. Strange people. As for forums, other ones annoy me more like people using "fail" "this" "win" etc.
 
Eugh, that's almost as bad as "my better half", that one always makes me want to puke up. :( What's worrying is that some people actually seem to be sincere about it!
 
jamief said:
I have a man bag and I moisturise daily. I balance that out by lifting weights and doing full contact kickboxing :)
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Nothing can balance out having a man-bag and daily moisturising. Your man club membership is hereby revoked.
 
I find defaulting to the other half quite useful with cold-callers at the door :

"I'd need to run it all by The Boss."
"Oh....she's in charge, is she?"
"Yup."
"When will she be home? I can come by later?"
"**** knows, to be honest."
 
never heard of any usign it until now, be assured that if i do hear anyone using it, i will deliver punch unto there developing ovaries faster than goku.
 
hawker1986 said:
Agreed, bags are for women, you dont need anything that cant fit in your pockets.

Hawker
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Rucksack/shoulder bag containing beer is for women? You can fit bottles in your pockets? Where do you carry your bottle of Sex Panther? Mandatory 1L of engine oil for emergency top-ups? Your camping axe or angle grinder?

Bags are useful, unless I'm out with the wife. In that case SHE carries everything. :D
 
hawker1986 said:
Agreed, bags are for women, you dont need anything that cant fit in your pockets.

Hawker
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What about books for uni/school?
A keg of beer?
A laptop ?
Stuff like that are sometimes needed to take with you but they don't fit in your pockets and even if they would they would drag your pants down due to the weight.

A backpack is needed when you're a student...
 
danza said:
Rucksack/shoulder bag containing beer is for women? You can fit bottles in your pockets? Where do you carry your bottle of Sex Panther? Mandatory 1L of engine oil for emergency top-ups? Your camping axe or angle grinder?

Bags are useful, unless I'm out with the wife. In that case SHE carries everything. :D
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You don't need oil :rolleyes: Real men just pee it into the engine :D

Also, sex panther is my natural odour.

My other half got her promotion yesterday, but I didn't get a call about it until the train had just started to creap out of St Pancras. After a few mins she said I should come and celebrate with her, and get a few bevvies in. Told her that might be a little hard as I'm on the train home:

Her: Get off and get a train back down.
Me: The first stop IS home, 40mins away, I'm on the fast train.
Her: Get another fast train back down when you get in.

I could imagine certain pussy whipped blokes going back down in the same situation :p
 
-Ad- said:
You don't need oil :rolleyes: Real men just pee it into the engine :D

Also, sex panther is my natural odour.

My other half got her promotion yesterday, but I didn't get a call about it until the train had just started to creap out of St Pancras. After a few mins she said I should come and celebrate with her, and get a few bevvies in. Told her that might be a little hard as I'm on the train home:

Her: Get off and get a train back down.
Me: The first stop IS home, 40mins away, I'm on the fast train.
Her: Get another fast train back down when you get in.

I could imagine certain pussy whipped blokes going back down in the same situation :p
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Imagine celebrating something with your other half! How un-alpha ;)
 
Sorry, I keep forgetting how pedantic you guys are, should have said "man bags". I have no problem with a backpack or the like when you need to move beer, books, engine oil, that is acceptable...unless you carry it all the god damn time no matter where you go.

Hawker
 
Oh is that what it means, that's far better than I thought.

I guessed it as significant wife/mother/boyfriend/other. She who must be obeyed is positively manly compared to that.
 
I've been married for just under 4 years now and can honestly say I've never heard of the term "SWMBO".

Also I dont own anything that even remotely looks like a man bag, though I have been known to moisturise after shaving :p
 
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