"Take me out" Puns....

[Kennysevenfold]

Let the burger see the bun!

 

[atpbx]

Let the gash see the tash.

 

[stealthgeek]

Let the clap see the clinic

 

[malfunkshun]

Let the gash see the tash.

Wholly inappropriate....but still

 

[dodgem]

Let the pink see the stink

 

[SickAsAParrot]

Let the Gerbil see the Gere

 

[schumi84]

Let the Humpty see the Dumpty

 

[krooton]

Let the Keller see nothing.
Let the Rooney see the gran.
Let the Dave see that episode of Mock The Week. AGAIN.

 

[rishy]

Let the saville see the kids.

LOL

 

[Titchy]

Haha some good ones coming in Gents , keep them coming

 

[cHk4]

Let the saville see the kids.

lolol

 

[dodgem]

Let the orbit see the nuke

Let the gynacologist see the baby

 

[estebanrey]

Let the saville see the kids.

Sorry to digress, but given how much he's been on the news why can't people spell his surname correctly? It's 'Savile', the clue is in the last four letters of his name.

 

[krooton]

Sorry to digress, but given how much he's been on the news why can't people spell his surname correctly? It's 'Savile', the clue is in the last four letters of his name.

My defense is that I have only been in the country for 10 years, so was never subjected to his crap.

 

[floatindolphin]

Let the penis see the v.....

 

[Mat]

Let the bodies hit the floor...!

 

[Kosmiche]

Let the tumescent penis be inserted procedurally through the gaping moist vagina

 

[Rameses]

http://www.itv.com/takemeout/paddy-isms/

lol some are terrible but some are not bad!

 

[ivrytwr3]

If you're gonna do it 'Paddy' style, then be as unfunny as possible.

 

[Narj]

Let the sink see the plunger.