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Did a search and couldn't find anything on this, its a bit naff, but every now and again you come across a funny person :D http://omegle.com/

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: sex...what do you think of it?
You: my name is rick and i would liek to sing you a song
Stranger: ok
You: we're no strangers to love
You: youknow the rules and so do i
You: a full commitments what im thinking of
You: you wouldnt get this from any other guy
You: i just wanna tell you how im feeling
You: gotta make you understand
You: never gonna give you up
You: never gonna let you down
You: never gonna run around and desert you
You: never gonna make u cry
You: never gonna say good bye
You: never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: damn you
Stranger: i got ****ing rick rolled again
Stranger: ****
You: text roll'd
Stranger: you suck nuts
Stranger: daaaammmmn you rick you ****ing ******
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Yeah, not so fun as yours...

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: You got HOVIS?
Stranger: no
You: Damn
Stranger: what is hovis
You: Bread
You: Not just any bread
You: The bread of kings
Stranger: what ??
Stranger: really
You: Yes!
Stranger: are you from finland?
You: No, I am from the land of eng
Stranger: okayy
Stranger: where isit
Stranger: *is it
You: In the great north sea
Stranger: okay :D
Stranger: nice
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Another!

You: HOVIS?!
Stranger: SIVOH
You: *Bows Down*
Stranger: you may rise, my son.
Stranger: what brings you here today?
You: I am in search of my mystical HOVIS King
Stranger: he passed through this way not so long ago..
Stranger: i believe you to be on the right path
You: That is good news indeed
Stranger: how far have you rode this day though?
Stranger: you must be tired and in need of rest
You: I have come far, through forrest and marsh
Stranger: i see, i see. please take your horse to the stables and i'll be with you shortly
Stranger: for now, my daughter may accompany you
You: I thank you!
Stranger: there are no thanks needed; i am merely putting out what has been put to me
Stranger: *Male Parts*
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Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: where are u from ?

You: UK, and yourself?

Stranger: **** (a sweary that means poo)
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Lovely stuff!
 
had to pretend to be a girl to get a convo that lasted more than 10 seconds
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hiya
Stranger: boy 15 you?
You: 16/F/USA
Stranger: okay
Stranger: switzerland
Stranger: you know a bit?
You: do you like hovis? ;)
Stranger: hovis ?
Stranger: who's that'
Stranger: ?
You: its a boy band they are very big in america
Stranger: ah.. i've never heard about it
Stranger: you know switzerland?
You: yea they are really good but a bit wheaty
You: yes i like cheese with my hovis
Stranger: lool cool
Stranger: your hobbies?
Stranger: hovis and?
You: sleep overs with the girls we all like hovis
Stranger: lool
Stranger: sleep overs means?
You: when you sleep over at a one of the girls house like a slumber party and we do hovis
Stranger: ahh cool
You: sometimes we experiment with the hovis its really soft and fluffy
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: kirbyz_***@hotmail.com
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:confused:

Weirdo!

Another one:

Stranger: hello
You: Omg hi
You: Omg how are you?
Stranger: omg hi?
Stranger: omg good
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how are you
You: Omg are you copying me?!
Stranger: no
You: Omg you are
Stranger: where are you from
You: Omg are you trying to stalk me?
Stranger: nope
You: Omg you are
Stranger: you wanna send me nudes?\
You: Omg
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Bored now!
 
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I think this is the best one I've had -

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Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: yo
You: Ho
Stranger: wats goin on
Stranger: lets go!
You: everything
You: go where?
Stranger: big rock candy mountain
You: hey man
Stranger: hey man
You: hey man
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You: lo
Stranger: have you ever punched a pigeon?
You: many a time
Stranger: excellent... thank you for filling in this online survey
You: youre welcome
You: are you a gurl?
Stranger: I am a man.
You: oh
You: I am a man too
You: a mantoo
Stranger: oh dear
You: amanatoo
You: a manatee
You: I am a manatee
Stranger: *fills in more of survey*
You: *peers*
You: what is this servey for?
You: survey
You: You there!
Stranger: Hello¬!
You: hi
You: what are you surveying?
Stranger: I am surveying how many internet users are manatees, can punch pigeons and can count more than 3 frogs
Stranger: can you count more than 3 frogs?
You: yes
You: 1 frog, 2 frogs, 3 frags
Stranger: you sir, are quite the talented chap
You: why thank you
You: are you, by any chance, anything to do with OcUK?
Stranger: is that Overclockers? If so, no... should I be?
You: Yes, yes you should, now go and rectify the situation at once... AT ONCE I SAY!
You: I shall post this conversation as proof of your lack of ness
Stranger: Oh gosh, but what happens if someone recognises my prose
You: Unspeakable things will happen
Stranger: will I be touched by mutes :(
You: and mules
Stranger: ee orr!
You: yes
You: ee, as you rightly say... orr
Stranger: I once attempted to fit into a pair of size 28" trousers, they were on the 32" rack
You: Golly, what happened?!
Stranger: I returned them to the correct rack, but first of all I complained about the poor fitting system
Stranger: when I got home I overclocked my old jeans by using a pencil
You: and? AND?!
Stranger: here comes the exciting bit, I WORE A HAT AT A JAUNTY ANGLE
You: \o/ you're my hero!
You: did you do a merry jig?
Stranger: Imagine a handsome man pointing and clicking
Stranger: that's not me
You: oh
Stranger: I'm the guy next to him with the peg leg and hairy eyes
You: mmm hairy corneas
Stranger: it's a marvellous thing.
You: sounds wonderful
Stranger: so who are you on that there ocuk
You: who would you like me to be?
Stranger: I'd like you to be Oxy because his/her name is not too dissimilar to oxo
You: I see...
You: well I'm not I'm afriad
You: I'm Skyfall
You: you type slowly... are you Capn Squiff?
Stranger: no I'm in work
Stranger: I'm sort of herethereherethere
You: well less of there and more of here if you please!
You: I'm a busy man
Stranger: My apologisies
You: I'm going to out you on the forum...
Stranger: oh no
You: Sorry, it has to be
You: and I'm not Skyfall!!! Im an imposterer
Stranger: OH GOSH
You: ¬_¬
Stranger: I am literally having a poo
Stranger: you are Mat
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:D
 
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