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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: where do u live?
You: UK
You: you ?
Stranger: france
You: Unlucky :P
You: suppose someone has to
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made me giggle
 
bah, i've been trying to bel-air people for the last 10 min and no-ones biting :(

Stranger: ho
Stranger: hi
You: its off to work we go?
You: (your doing it wrong ;) )
Stranger: what's up?
You: nothing, you called me?
Stranger: yes, baby..
You: baby eh? wheres this going
Stranger: I'm 13 years old girl
You: ITS A TRAP!!!
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Stranger: hola
You: Hi
You: What time is it ?
You: *waits
Stranger: uhhm
Stranger: 1805
Stranger: i think
You: Really, youre only an hour behind me haha.
You: So youre in Spain ?
Stranger: nope holland, but same timezone
You: You know what this reminds me of ?
You: Hi Holland btw :)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no clue mate
You: Doesn't it remind you of MSN chat in 1998 ?
You: Remeber that ?
You: Remember
Stranger: naah my last was in 1750 sorry
You: Gosh thats medievil
Stranger: LoL yeh, had too write on stone and **** back than
You: I bet there was a little latency
Stranger: haha only a couple of years
You: So, if we had this convo then, this would be about twenty years worth
You: And I would be old. We would be old.
Stranger: yeh probably, we really would have too think carefuly what we would write eachother back than
You: Yeah. And take tablets for it too.
Stranger: haha
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Stranger: hi
You: what is the answer to life?
Stranger: sex
Stranger: that is all
You: no? surely not
You: there must be more
Stranger: nope
Stranger: thats it
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had a couple of funny ones, but now all I'm getting is
You: sup?
Stranger: age, sex, location! please!
You: no asl is lame
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Still no OcUKers though :(

Edit: Ok my best one yet..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HAVE A NICE DAY
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You: i love lamp
Stranger: Are you saying that because you see the lamp or do you really love lamp?
You: I really love the lamp
You: really really
Stranger: lol
You: like every nite
Stranger: don't get shocked
You: o yeeerrrr
Stranger: having fun are you?
You: yes yourself?
Stranger: eh, i'm alright
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i had a long convo with some swiss guy then pretended i was a bisexual woman lol.

he was trying to get me on msn so he could do the "unspeakable" on his webcam and he mentioned he was "no horny"
lol he posted his myspace aswell http://www.myspace.com/phorgasmic
i quicky closed the browser
 
You: hi
Stranger: hey o lets go
You: its off to work we go
Stranger: *whistle*
You: *whistle*
You: hey ho
Stranger: lets go
You: its off to work we go
Stranger: stop!!!
Stranger: no more
You: =( sorry
Stranger: get stuck in my head
You: I just love that song
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: and heeeeerrre weeee go
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:D
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi :D
You: i like big butts and i do not deny!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: whatever
You: you dont know the song?
Stranger: where r u from?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ?
You: the UK you?
Stranger: paris
You: someone has to be i guess
Stranger: but i was born in ny
Stranger: yea...
Stranger: so, age?
You: 28
Stranger: f/m?
You: hmm
Stranger: im 16
Stranger: f
Stranger: u r m?
You: yea
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so, do u have a pet?
You: you get many sexual stalker types on here?
Stranger: fck
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lol i was just about to say everyone so far has either disconnected or been some sexual stalker type
 
Stranger: Hi
You: lo there
Stranger: how are you?
You: bad
Stranger: why's that?
You: just killed my postman
Stranger: were your eyes closed?
You: depends if I say yes do I get away with it?
Stranger: yeah, everyone knows if your eyes are closed, it's not really murder. If you cant see it, it didnt happen :)
You: then no
You: am I screwed?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are you a good liar?
Stranger: you could always pretend they were?
You: **** it...time to go POSTAL!
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