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Stranger: ho
You: your parents must be mad to name you random stranger
You: They calle dme "you" for some reason
Stranger: erm?
Stranger: my parents are dead.
You: They weren't when you were born though
You: because that would be weird
Stranger: Only litlesister left
You: Is she hot?
Stranger: well shes model.
You: pics or it didn't happen
Stranger: http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=Miwwi&image_id=101360067
You: Hmm
Stranger: at righthand side
 
i keep asking dvdbunny questions..

Stranger: Hi :D
You: so
Stranger: so what?
Stranger: i'm still a rockstar
You: do you know where i can get a good fruit juicer?
You: i wish to import it from the us
You: please help, i don't know where else to ask
Stranger: hahah in the fruit store?
You: pah
You: you've changed
Stranger: i'm sorry :|
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You: so
Stranger: hi
You: do you know where i can get a good fruit juicer?
Stranger: banana juice?
You: any idea how to write a good novel?
Stranger: wrtie the story of your life
You: how can i get hold of a free ps3?
Stranger: sell your ###
You: i may become a porn star, i have the right build, and think i'd enjoy it..
Stranger: perfect
You: that is all.. thanks for your time
Stranger: create a video
Stranger: porno video
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You: quick question
You: yes?
Stranger: hi
You: cool answer thanks
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I started having a weird conversation about transexuals, then the guy got bored and was like no-one's normal on here and now we're still talking about life. Apparantly he lives in Sweden, wants a moped and likes reggae.
 
Stranger: hi
You: I like cheese
Stranger: me too
Stranger: from ?
You: what an interesting coincidence
Stranger: =DDD
You: Cheeseland you?
Stranger: no, finland
You: the land of fins what a place
Stranger: i like cheese =DDDD
You: =DDD
You: it seems we share a common interest
You: what else do you like?
Stranger: snow
You: yellow snow? me too!
Stranger: =DDD
You: i also like cottage cheese
Stranger: OMG ! me too
You: no?!! this is surreal
Stranger: =))
You: cream cheese?
Stranger: never taste
You: =O
Stranger: i konw..
You: criminal
Stranger: *know
You: my life is over
You have disconnected.
 
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You: what comes before part b?
Stranger: a
You: no no no no no
You: PART A
You: get it partay wooooooooooo
You: did you bring the booze?
Stranger: foolish, - =!
You: quite
You: why am I even here?
Stranger: communicating
Stranger: you feel lonely?
Stranger: you lost yourself?
You: undoubtedly, do you like hovis?
Stranger: what's that
You: HOVIS!!!
You: it is bread, the king of all breads of course.
You: do you like it?
Stranger: i like rice
Stranger: i eat rice everyday
Stranger: and there are mand kinds of rice
Stranger: do you like it?
You: I find this statement to be irrelavant to my question
You: HOVIS>rice
Stranger: o,finland?
You: what of finland?
Stranger: rice>hovis
Stranger: where are you?
You: the question is where aren't I
Stranger: there many Finn ,here
You: well alrighty then, by the way HOVIS>rice
You: HOVIS owns rice
You: Are you interested in purchasing a small zeppelin?
You: fun at parties.
You: arrive in style.
Stranger: no,i like time-machine
You: OMG are you from the future ???
Stranger: yeah,i am a kind Martian from the futrue
You: ok then, would you kindly tell me how long it will be before intel phases out their socket 775 CPU's as I am planning an upgrade in the future.
You: and is i5 any good?
You: also how would you rate the 4790x2 is it worth the wait?
Stranger: i am not master in computer
You: I would also like to know the theory behind time travel and faster than light spacecraft, but the first questions are more important.
Stranger: sorry,i can not teel you,it is a secret
You: ok then, how long until the end of the world?
Stranger: if you
Stranger: kown that,it is dangerous for us
Stranger: and i will be killed
You: come on, I can keep a secret
Stranger: for Martian ,i will not tell you
You: I will pay you in stylish roman headgear.
You: and oversized shoes
Stranger: we,Martian,are not interested in those
You: our earthly cartoons suggest otherwise I am afraid.
Stranger: we want to become the earth to our colony
You: SAY WHAT!!!
Stranger: come on
You: you plan to invade?
Stranger: no no,i am pacificist,it is my lord's command
You: we have the advantage by the way.
Stranger: no,you even know nothing about us
You: we have a secret weapon by the name of Chuck Norris.
You: you will perish within the hour.
Stranger: and we have many information about you
You: Chuck Norris>information
Stranger: no!there are many chuck norris in mars
You: good lord, I must warn the others.
Stranger: no,you must keep silence
You: Farewell martian, spare the lives of those on the OcUK forums
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Bwahaha

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: lol
You: how's it going?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Good old ASL, old skool...

Edit: Hmm, it went nowhere. :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: alright
Stranger: HI
Stranger: NICE TO MEET YOU
You: what can you tell me of the 4 wu du?
Stranger: wu du?
Stranger: what's the 4 wu du?
You: i'm looking for some sailors
Stranger: sailors......
Stranger: i am not sailors
You: oh...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: guten tag
Stranger: Samma
You: how goes it?
Stranger: ich habe gross titte
You: *facepalm*
Stranger: Do you play world of warcraft
You: Nah, I'm not cool enough
Stranger: it seems you are gay
You: could be, could be
You: would warcraft cure me of these tendencies?
Stranger: How old are you, and where are from
Stranger: yes it would
You: im from a simpler time in the old country
Stranger: ah
You: what about yourself?
Stranger: im from stoneage
You: that well known place, been there many a time, didn't think much of it
Stranger: Okaym,
Stranger: I am henri kukkonen from juuka
Stranger: and tommi moilanen is my best friend for ever
Stranger: I can send you hes number
Stranger: I just look it from my phone and then you can call him and say that he is gay
You: no wai! my name is tommi moilanen and my best friend is henri kukkonen from jukka
Stranger: Omg!
Stranger: Is that true
You: yeah
Stranger: Johan vitsi murjasit
You: why are you on this right now?
Stranger: Idk
You: can i come round?
Stranger: call to 0503715967
You: will do, will just get to the phone, better go now
You: will call you tonight
You: tchus
Stranger: Cya
You have disconnected.

Sigh. :( Wonder what the number is.
 
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