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:< no one like hovis now :<

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey.
You: hovis
Stranger: it's hi in your country?
You: yes
Stranger: where are u from?
You: uk
Stranger: HOVIS?
Stranger: wtf..
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Stranger: hi
You: hovis
Stranger: hovacca
Stranger: asl ?_
You: hovis
You: hovis/hovis/hovis
You: hovis
Stranger: penis penis penis this is me
You: hovis this is me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Didn't last long.
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi ben
You: how you know my name?
You: its meant to say stranger
Stranger: ur name is ben??
You: yeah
You: i bet you can guess my age too
Stranger: OMG i'm a witch
Stranger: ur age is 21?
You: you're either psychic or very luck!!!!!!!
Stranger: OMG IS IT RIGHT?
You: it is!
Stranger: OMG i love u already
You: lets try 3 out of 3.... which country am i from?
Stranger: hummmmm
Stranger: lets try
Stranger: taiwan?
You: You've let me down. I believed you were truely psychic. *Sigh*
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Stranger: hi i m 20/m
You: hello 20/m
You: thats a funny name
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f?
You: female?
Stranger: yea
You: im a girl yes
Stranger: where you from babe ?
You: england
You: you?
Stranger: yep same xx where ?
You: sheffield, you?
Stranger: bournemouth xxxx
Stranger: how old ?
You: im just 16
You: how old are you? i've been to bournemouth!
Stranger: im 34 hope thats not too old babe x
You: my elder sister went to university in bournemouth. shes 43 now so that was a long time ago
Stranger: so why you up so late ?
You: my dad is 66
You: so im used to old people
You: im the youngest in my family. i was an accident
Stranger: aww bless xx you have any pics ?
You: yes i do but how do i know your not a 34 year old man perving on me? do you promise you're only 16?
Stranger: yes baby x
You: okayy, i'll show you a picturee. whats your address?
Stranger: *****@hotmail.co.uk
You: huh i dont have email. whats your address? your house address, i will post it to you
You: i have loads of stamps to use up
Stranger: dont be silly x i am 34 i told you that babe x
You: my sister gave me like a hundred stamps for christmas, worst present ever
You: you said you was 16
You: you promised
Stranger: so is that me ove r?
You: no
You: ive always wanted an older brother
You: you're younger than my sister its not too old
You: you can be the middle child.
Stranger: do you have face book ?
You: a face book?
You: i have school books
You: art, science, english, maths, design tech, food, hair and beauty and pe
You: why do you need them?
You: i can post them
Stranger: no i mean are you intersested in me ?
You: i have loads of stamps
You: show me a picture
Stranger: ******link***********
You: Eric you look nothing like me, no one will believe your my older brother
Stranger: Eric??? my names mark xxx
You: sorry steve i've got to go now
****ed up pervert

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: hi

You: god that words addictive

You: hi hi hi

You: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

You: i love it

Stranger: haha

Stranger: mhm

You: mhm

You: mhm

You: mhm mhm mhm

You: god that words addictive

You: mhm

You: mhm mhm mhm

You: i love it

Stranger: oh my

You: oh my...

Stranger: yes oh my is addictive too

You: oh my oh my oh my

You: yeah you get the jist

Stranger: sure do

You: sure do

You: sure do sure do

You: ahahhahhahah

You: sure do sure do sure do

Stranger: haha\

You: am i annoying?

Stranger: nope

You: good

You: 9/m/usa

You: you?

Stranger: your nine?

You: yeh

Stranger: hahaha

You: how old are you?

Stranger: ohh my

Stranger: no wonder

Stranger: 15

You: cool. are you a girl?

Stranger: mhm

You: i want to see....

You: you know

You: you know....

You: the vagina

Stranger: of a girl's?

You: of course

Stranger: a random girl?

You: boys dont have them

You: do they>

Stranger: really :O

Stranger: shocking

You: show me your vagina

Stranger: HA!

You: show me your vagina

Stranger: no im sorry dude

You: please

Stranger: that wont happen

You: please

You: please

You: please

You: please

You: please

Stranger: your cute

Stranger: but your scary

Stranger: too

Stranger: really

Stranger: people wont be showing you any if you act like this :P
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, I'm from San Diego, California, how are you?
You: is that a car craft sticker?
Stranger: why can't I chat with normal human beings? :(
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: oh main.......
You: why asl?
You: every time?
Stranger: tht annoying?
You: yea
Stranger: neva been on here b4
Stranger: dont no the rules
You: people who ask age look like pedos
You: s
You: well
Stranger: ****
You: .......
You: location......
You: well
You: ...............
Stranger: ok
You have disconnected.

Wierdest convo I had.
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lolol
Stranger: brought some cookies grandma
Stranger: oh grandma, what big eyes you have
You: sweet ill have some macadamia nut ones alfred
You: all the better to see you with
Stranger: oh grandma, what big hands you have
You: all the better to massage your member with
Stranger: oh grandma what deep throat yo uhave
You: well i was in college and strapped for cash, i did some things i wasnt proud of...
Stranger: well grandma, it seems you did well for yourself
Stranger: this 4 bedroom bungalow is quite nice
You: yes but at the expense of my dignity
You: it took 6 years to get the taste of semen out
Stranger: meh, you lose your dignity eventually
You: and there it goes again, can you be a dear and get me a fresh incontinence pad?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: wuddup my nig
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: (typical fag qurestion I know)
Stranger: well i figure you got a penis
You: omg did you just make a racistish comment in my direction!!!!!1111
You: 22/m/uk
Stranger: should i call you a preisdent instead?
Stranger: nice, isn't it late over there
You: yup
Stranger: i was a chatting wiht a coworker that's in london
You: im naked as i type
Stranger: and we couldn't get ahold of him
Stranger: ******* was in the tunnels or something
You: ah yes those tunnels can be a bit of trouble
Stranger: wtf you doing up this late
You: im serious about the nakid bit
Stranger: meh i don't care if your nekkid
You: even if im touching myself?
You: right now...
Stranger: i'm thousands of miles away
You: while you type
Stranger: in america
You: lol
You: poor you
Stranger: there's millions of people touching themselves at any moment
Stranger: in the world
Stranger: someone's getting a *******
Stranger: by another guy
You: is it you?
You: lucky man i say
Stranger: so you fiddling yourself makes no difference to me tbh
You: but im fiddling myself to the rhythm of your typing
Stranger: yo you in london?
Stranger: wtf's up with that tube strike/
Stranger: bitches not getting enough cash or what
You: nope not from london, so dont know why theyre all so ****ed
Stranger: i see
You: where u from?
Stranger: originally Toronto
Stranger: i'm in new jersey now
You: ewww a canadian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ha ha ha
You have Disconnected

I like to think i hurt his feelings by disconnecting :)
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Quick quick whats your favourite color
Stranger: blue
You: pick a number between 1 and 9
Stranger: 2
You: do you prefer cats or dogs
Stranger: dogs
You: analizing....
You: your results are...
You: Aids. You have it.
You have disconnected.

:)
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i loveee camen:)
You: tingle my nipples
Stranger: naaa
You: not even with stinging nettles?
Stranger: what????!
You: how about a quick tickle?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I won :D
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sometimes its fun to dance naked.
Stranger: True.
You: DANCE!
Stranger: No.
You: Do it.
Stranger: not for you.
You: how dare you.
Stranger: oh.
You: i said....DANCE
Stranger: Never!
You: Oh.
You: but you must.
Stranger: why?
You: to save the kittens.
You: your dancing yes?
You: you can stop dancing now.
Stranger: Hmm.
You: Feel enlightened..
Stranger: But I don't like kittens
You: i have failed.
Stranger: oh well.
Stranger: you seem nnice enough.
You: thankyou.
You: but i will not have sex with you.
Stranger: Might dance for u
You: dancing is fine, intercourse not so good.
Stranger: I know.
You: i must got spread the dancing love.
You: ciao for now....
Stranger: k.
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: eek.
Stranger: eek?
You: eek eek.
Stranger: p-eek?
Stranger: p-eek aboo?
You: p-eek?
You: e.....eek
Stranger: p-eek
Stranger: eek
Stranger: ?
You: eek!
Stranger: eek!
Stranger: what are you trying to tell me?
You: eek, e, e...eek...
Stranger: are you a squirell?
You: eek!
Stranger: what are you?
You: eek!...
Stranger: I'm a seal
Stranger: arp arp arp
You: e........eeeeeeeeek?
Stranger: arp arp arp
Stranger: arp
You: eek!
You: eek!
Stranger: arp
Stranger: arp arp
Stranger: arp
You: eek!!
You: EEEEK!
Stranger: arp arp arp arp arp arp
Stranger: arp arp arp
You: eek...eek!!
Stranger: arp arp arp
Stranger: arp arp arp
You: EEK!!
Stranger: arp arp arp!!!!!
Stranger: arp arp arp
Stranger: arp arp arp arp arp arp!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: this is like wierd animal sex.
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hi.
Stranger: How are you?
You: I am good thankyou, and how are you?
Stranger: I'm good too~
You: Well, that is pleasant. Too say the least.
Stranger: Yup.
Stranger: I just had dinner so I'm full.
You: Aha, splendid. I had my evening meal several hours ago, I am quite hungry now. Isn't that terrific?
Stranger: I know how you feel. I should be hungry soon too.
You: YEH I MITE HAV SUM COCOPOPS
You: oops caps
Stranger: xD
You: Yes, I may have some CocoPops.
Stranger: That's cool.
You: I can't resist the chocolaty milk.
Stranger: Ah yes, chocolate milk is the best. xD
You: Hovis?
Stranger: Whats?
You: Just checking..
Stranger: Okay then..
You: Anyway, I must be off. MY COCPOZ WNT MAK THEMS3LV.
Stranger: Bye.
You: Friendly goodbyes.

What a spondiferous conversation. Brb cocopops.
 
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