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Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: are you a spy?
Stranger: yep
You: how did u find me
Stranger: iam a marcian!!
Stranger: ehehehe
Stranger: asl?
You: 27,m,uk
You: u?
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gay :(
 
lol talking to someone who thinks they are a dinosaur at the moment :eek:

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Stranger: RAWR
You: rawr?
You: hi there...
Stranger: rawr : I love you in Dinosaur
You: u love me already? :D
Stranger: yes ^^
You: cool, ive never been loved before
You: are u a big dinosaur
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm little
You: awww cute
You: where u from?
Stranger: Chicago where all little dinosaurs are from
You: cool, i didnt know chicago had dinosaurs still!
You: what do u do in chicago?
Stranger: i walk around and go MEOW at people
Stranger: like an identity confused dinosaur
You: cool i like meow'ing at people too!
Stranger: yay people give me weird looks ...=[
You: its ok they just stroke me as if im a fluffy cat
Stranger: i wish people did that for me but they don't they just give me weird looks and ignore me
You: they not dino lovers? :(
Stranger: no they aren't
You: can u not move?
You: England loves Dinosaurs
Stranger: really?
Stranger: I don't wanna move
You: ever heard of rickrolled?
Stranger: ....np =[
Stranger: no
You: probably a good thing
You: how old are most dinosaurs?
Stranger: 5 million
Stranger: im a little cute dinosaur im only 100,000
You: ccan i keep u as a pet?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im the smallest dinosaur im 5' 2"
You: ah u should be able to fit in the house then!
Stranger: i wear a cat ears hat sometimes and pretend im a kitty
Stranger: i go meow meow
You: my cats may like that!
Stranger: yay kittys
Stranger: i want my own little dinosaur bed
You: yeh i got a spare room to put a dinosaur bed in what else do u need?
Stranger: dinosaur treats
You: what sort of treats?
Stranger: (candy)
You: thats easy to get
You: do i need to give u baths?
Stranger: yes
You: do u like baths?
Stranger: yes i do =]
You: anything else?
Stranger: u need to take me for walks
You: ok sounds easy enough
Stranger: RAWR
Stranger: RAWR
You: raaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwr
Stranger: GRRRR
You: do i need to get u a mate?
Stranger: maybe in mating session
You: ok cool, hope it doesnt get too messy or noisy though?
Stranger: not Messy just a bit noisy
You: noisy is ok sometimes
You: what sort of mate do u want for mating season? oh and when is mating season?
Stranger: july 4-july20
Stranger: any mate
You: thats a short season.
You: but u wont come to england to be my pet anyway :(
Stranger: you live in England
Stranger: ?
You: yes
Stranger: fine I'll go there to be your pet
You: cool
Stranger: RAWR *is flying to England*

zzzzzzzz im getting bored
 
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Stranger: hey

You: hoi

Stranger: asl

You: 8/f/usa

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This is fun...
 
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Stranger: hi

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Stranger: wtf???

You: i are pedo bear i are like hovis
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Stranger: knock knock

You: who der

Stranger: disco

You: disco nnect

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You: Hi

Stranger: Hello, hopfully normal person lol

You: i hope so too

Stranger: lol :P so whats up

You: the sun is comming up now, whats up for you? ^^

Stranger: yea...its 11:50pm here in florida

You: 4:51 am here in England

Stranger: damn that sucks lol, whats your name

You: Zhivago, yours?

Stranger: Sa

You: Sa?

Stranger: lol its Hawillin

You: oh :)

Stranger: yea....people call me sa the **** lol

You: :)

Stranger: beacuse... people "saw my ****" lol

You: you got big **** then?

Stranger: G's

You: wow

Stranger: lol yea...i slamed them on a guys dick before and made him scream lol

You: I bet it did )
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You: hi

Stranger: Greetings Omegle© user!
In compliance with federal laws, we are required to inform you that the stranger you are talking with is a registered sex offender in his/her neighborhood.
Please use caution when talking to this person.
Thank you and we hope you enjoy Omegle©!

Stranger: Hey :D

Stranger: ASL?

You: 15/f/ny

Stranger: hot

You: very

Stranger: :]

Stranger: im 43/m/ cali

You: i like older men

Stranger: good.

You: will you be my daddy?

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Stranger: Helllooooooo?

You: oooo

Stranger: Caught ya by surprise?

You: yehaw

Stranger: Are you currently riding a mechanical bull?

You: if thats what you want to call her yes

Stranger: Ah ha!

Stranger: You win

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You: Man walks into a bar... Ouch!
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Short, but sweet.
 
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Stranger: this is blasphemy!!!
You: No this is patrick
Stranger: This is madness!!!
You: No, this is patrick!
Stranger: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!
You: NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
You: I'm not Sparta
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I am rubbish at talking to strangers. I made a friend, ha ha. Nice 18 year old girl from Oz. Got her msn.

Facebook pic IS a girl.
 
I don't think I should use Omegle....it's not good for my mental well-being.

I was just speaking to the same person for about 3 hours and the server connection timed out. Now the only thing I can think of now is how nice that conversation was and how I will never speak to that same person ever again, it's just so statistically unlikely.

Eugh, I need to get out more.
 
I don't think I should use Omegle....it's not good for my mental well-being.

I was just speaking to the same person for about 3 hours and the server connection timed out. Now the only thing I can think of now is how nice that conversation was and how I will never speak to that same person ever again, it's just so statistically unlikely.

Eugh, I need to get out more.

3 hours? Dude, it's been over a year!
 
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