Is that every single episode?
Talkie Toaster: Any question?
Holly: Yes.
Talkie Toaster: How to break the speed of light? How to marry quantum mechanics and classical physics? Any question at all, truly anything and you will answer?
Holly: Yes.
Talkie Toaster: OK, here's my question: Would you like some toast?
There is the "Just the Smegs" DVD out to make up for some of that.
But yes if you want all the DVD content, the series DVDs are all under £7 each![]()
[TW]Fox;13359392 said:I've been renting the DVD's from Lovefilm and all the episodes are about 45 minutes long![]()
Red Dwarf:White Hole said:TOASTER:Okay. Why have you got an IQ of twelve thousand when it was supposed to return and level out at six?
HOLLY:Good question! There was a miscalculation. My IQ has doubled, but my life expectancy has been exponentially reduced.
TOASTER: So what is your life expectancy?
*Display reads 345*
TOASTER: Three hundred and forty-five years? Well, it's better than a kick in the breadtray.
HOLLY: (worried) Missed the decimal point...
TOASTER: You have only three point four one years left to live?
HOLLY: (panicking) That's not years, that's minutes: three point four one minutes!
TOASTER: Well, here's my next question: What the smeg are you going to do?
HOLLY: In order to conserve my remaining runtime, I'm going to switch myself off!
TOASTER: Wait! Before you go! There is one question; an important one! The others will have to know!
HOLLY: What? WHAT?
TOASTER: Would you like a cheese-and-ham brabble?
45 minutes just for the episode itself, or does that include extra guff? I remember watching the first two series on telly as a small boy, and I'm sure they were half-hour slots.![]()
I hate that toaster...
Talkie toaster was in quite a few episodes in the first series, and iirc the guy who did the voice went on to play the first Kryten in series 2 episode 1. Just some useless fact there(I can confirm it's White Hole, I watched it a few days ago. But it is not the only episode that featured the character. It was also in one from the 1st series, Future Echoes or Waiting for God I think.)