Talkie Toaster

Love that episode :D.
"They called me Dave 'Cinzano Bianco' Lister, because once I was on the table you couldn't get rid of me" :D hehe.
 

IIRC it doesn't have any of the extra's though :(

Which was the reason I cancelled my pre-order of it last year (the extras are actually quite good*).


I must get round to buying the seasons i'm missing.



*Things like extended scenes, out takes, behind the scenes, including the first time they did Starbug taking off after the series had been on hold for a few years - during which time the use of CFC propellents had been banned and replaced with the likes of butane as a propellent :p
 
There is the "Just the Smegs" DVD out to make up for some of that.

But yes if you want all the DVD content, the series DVDs are all under £7 each :)
 
Talkie Toaster: Any question?
Holly: Yes.
Talkie Toaster: How to break the speed of light? How to marry quantum mechanics and classical physics? Any question at all, truly anything and you will answer?
Holly: Yes.
Talkie Toaster: OK, here's my question: Would you like some toast?

Talkie Toaster is awesome!

It's worth getting the individual series dvds if you can because the extras are excellent, There is so much included on them, not just the usual deleted scenes and commentry. I think they pretty much all have hidden easter eggs too :)
 
don't forget the books too, they're also pretty good. as an aside i was watching a program on spitting image at weekend and i didn't realise that rob grant and doug naylor were part of the writers, and they wrote the chicken song. i think chris barrie also did some of the voices. strange how all these things are linked.
 
(I can confirm it's White Hole, I watched it a few days ago. But it is not the only episode that featured the character. It was also in one from the 1st series, Future Echoes or Waiting for God I think.)


[TW]Fox;13359392 said:
I've been renting the DVD's from Lovefilm and all the episodes are about 45 minutes long :o

45 minutes just for the episode itself, or does that include extra guff? I remember watching the first two series on telly as a small boy, and I'm sure they were half-hour slots. :confused:
 
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I've gotta find me a talkie toaster I will pay ludicrous amounts to get one!
Red Dwarf:White Hole said:
TOASTER:Okay. Why have you got an IQ of twelve thousand when it was supposed to return and level out at six?
HOLLY:Good question! There was a miscalculation. My IQ has doubled, but my life expectancy has been exponentially reduced.
TOASTER: So what is your life expectancy?
*Display reads 345*
TOASTER: Three hundred and forty-five years? Well, it's better than a kick in the breadtray.
HOLLY: (worried) Missed the decimal point...
TOASTER: You have only three point four one years left to live?
HOLLY: (panicking) That's not years, that's minutes: three point four one minutes!
TOASTER: Well, here's my next question: What the smeg are you going to do?
HOLLY: In order to conserve my remaining runtime, I'm going to switch myself off!
TOASTER: Wait! Before you go! There is one question; an important one! The others will have to know!
HOLLY: What? WHAT?
TOASTER: Would you like a cheese-and-ham brabble?
 
(I can confirm it's White Hole, I watched it a few days ago. But it is not the only episode that featured the character. It was also in one from the 1st series, Future Echoes or Waiting for God I think.)
Talkie toaster was in quite a few episodes in the first series, and iirc the guy who did the voice went on to play the first Kryten in series 2 episode 1. Just some useless fact there :p.
 
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