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Snakedoctor · 18 Nov 2008 at 12:45

This forum gets worse and worse.

WantoN · 18 Nov 2008 at 12:46

jak731 said:
I think ocuk should start stocking t-shirts with just in jokes from the forum on them.

I would buy one in regards to mustard and moustaches

Ant

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EDIT: Ooo oo, or one relating to Fox and Mondeos

antijoke · 18 Nov 2008 at 12:48

TTIUWP

EDIT: OcUK T-Shirts would be killer. lol.

megakid · 18 Nov 2008 at 12:49

iSam said:
That's a good idea there.

Would love an O RLY t-shirt.

Yeh or a T-shirt with a loaf of Hovis (you might have to get permission for this...) with "I was there" underneath.

4T5 · 18 Nov 2008 at 12:49

r44b said:
Each time i go to open a new packet and fail i feel even more inadequate and It's starting to affect my life. Im not eating properly, not going out as much, i get scared when i hear loud noises etc.

You got to be kidding, Right ?

r44b said:
Is this problem unique to me ?

If this is not a joke then Yes you are alone & Yes you are a Freak.

antijoke · 18 Nov 2008 at 12:51

'Spec me a way to open biscuits'

I want this T-Shirt.

EDIT: I would also love to hear the long story.

jackthezipper · 18 Nov 2008 at 12:53

sharp knife, cut under first biscuit.

Kerplunk · 18 Nov 2008 at 12:56

Now that really does take the biscuit!

Zogger · 18 Nov 2008 at 13:01

Skyfall said:
Claimed!

You're trying to claim someone who signed up before you? :confused:

(or was there a deleted post somewhere? If not - you should be renamed to skyfail

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Killa_ken · 18 Nov 2008 at 13:34

Just smash them on the table like a man and eat the crumbs. This way the nutrients will reach your blood stream faster.

gillywibble · 18 Nov 2008 at 13:56

Presumably the OP also can't open tinned ham without lacerating himself to death?

peterattheboro · 18 Nov 2008 at 14:03

These packets never work.

You begin to tear but a centimetre in, the thing snaps and you have to actually rip the packet. Stoopid design!

z0mbi3 · 18 Nov 2008 at 14:16

Open biscuits wrapper however you please.
Empty biscuits into tin.

???

PROFIT.

Spit · 18 Nov 2008 at 14:55

This thread just sounds like a John Shuttleworth joke

Le_Petit_Lapin · 18 Nov 2008 at 15:02

Don't think I've ate a biscuit in months. Just thought I'd share.

jas07 · 18 Nov 2008 at 15:04

Ice Tea said:
Peter Kay - Biscuits

One dips!

Cosimo · 18 Nov 2008 at 15:07

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Don't think I've ate a biscuit in months. Just thought I'd share.

I'm having chocolate HobNobs with my tea.

WantoN · 18 Nov 2008 at 15:07

Killa_ken said:
Just smash them on the table like a man and eat the crumbs. This way the nutrients will reach your blood stream faster.

ROFL-worthy

Ant

r44b · 18 Nov 2008 at 15:23

gillywibble said:
Presumably the OP also can't open tinned ham without lacerating himself to death?

Im all over tins, they got nothin' on me :cool:

Hyper · 18 Nov 2008 at 15:28

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