Tear Here ------------

[iSam]

'Spec me a way to open biscuits'

I want this T-Shirt.

EDIT: I would also love to hear the long story.

So would I, I bet it would be gripping!

 

[Ice Tea]

How Americans open Biscuits

 

[waso_dude]

QQ



your get over it.

 

[LeJosh]

Put them in a microwave then post pics...

...Please?

 

[The Dread Pirate]

To OP You're not alone I've been losing sleep over this for quite some time

 

[jas72]

I generally use a knife to cut open the top. Much easier...

yup me too

 

[Cosimo]

Someone buy some more biscuits, I’ve finished the packet.

 

[Bubo]

Ok, to cut a long story short, over the past month I've purchased a number of McVities biscuits of various types ranging from rich tea, to chocolate digestives.
However I find myself facing a crisis of confidence over the fact that i seem unable to correctly use the "Tear Here" feature that they apply to all of their products.

Each time i go to open a new packet and fail i feel even more inadequate and It's starting to affect my life. Im not eating properly, not going out as much, i get scared when i hear loud noises etc.

Is this problem unique to me or are there more out there suffering in silence?

Ring up their customer concerns line and give them your story, record the conversation and send it to Adam and Joe, who will laugh at you since they've already done all the biscuit related comedy it is popssible to do, including faux psycological biscuit related syndromes, i.e. jaffaholics anonymous.