Tell me about things you cannot do.

[[FnG]magnolia]

We're capable men.

Men of industry, forged from fire.

Available in one colour : awesome.

If we have a weakness, it's probably that the word 'awesome' is lacking because we made it a useless word. Because it's empty without us.

However, there is an argument - a whisper really, a suggestion - that there are things which we cannot do. I know, I know. Lies. Mistruths. Mis-spokes.

but what if they are true, what would happen then?

Let's pretend that there is something which you cannot do. In this safe environment you can say anything you want.

We're here for you.

Things I cannot do

MAGNOLIA : I don't even know how to pleasure myself to Bruno Mars.

 

[ci_newman]

It's a bit early to be drinking..

 

[HecFam]

I cannot eat my own head. Nor can i stand the sight of Jasper Carrot.

 

[opstrat]

i cannot lift. apparently

 

[POB]

Fold maps.

 

[randomshenans]

I can't not be awesome.

 

[UncleRuckus]

I cannot change my man sized nappies.

 

[jsmoke]

Drawing, stickmen are my limit.

 

[doodah]

Drive or most DIY (that's what been raised by a single mother and grandmother does to you - on the plus side I am a really good listener and can cook )

 

[krooton]

I cannot believe it's not butter.

 

[MBennett]

I can't sing, at all

 

[No1newts]

I cannot bend it like Beckham.

 

[DanielMMS]

I cannot wait until the weekend.

 

[DaleTheWhale]

I can't stand Justin Beiber.

 

[Edrof]

I cannot be ******* serious, man.

 

[Westyfield2]

I can't snap/click my fingers.

 

[Edrof]

I can't do French plaits.

 

[Mat]

I can't get to heaven...
No, he can't get to heaven.

On a Playtex bra...
On a Playtex bra.

'Cos a Playtex Bra...
'Cos a playtex bra.

Won't stretch that far...!
Won't stretch that far.

 

[squarehead94]

I cannot go a week without watching pornography.

 

[IRLeetly]

Give the right answer on the following questions

"How does this look on me?"

"Does this make me look fat?"

"Does my bum look big in this?"