Tell me about things you cannot do.

I cannot do music or singing. My brain isn't wired up right for it.

I can pleasure myself to Bruno marrs but the other people on the train would prefer I didn't.
 
I can not hang things on walls. Although my daughters TV is still there i think..

We once watched as a picture i hung fell from the wall and smashed some decorative dado rail. I then spilt paint on the carpet while repairing the damage.

I do enjoy DIY -- i just fail.
 
Being the right handed man I am, i find it very embarrassing that i cannot open bottles of fizzy pop with my right hand. I have to use my left hand, which is a social travesty.
 
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