Tell me about things you cannot do.

TomProx · 17 May 2013 at 13:07

HecFam said:
Being the right handed man I am, i find it very embarrassing that i cannot open bottles of fizzy pop with my right hand. I have to use my left hand, which is a social travesty.

I'm the same actually, no idea why i do it though.

Jono8 · 17 May 2013 at 13:14

I can't can't

Pookie Bear · 17 May 2013 at 13:18

I can't jump, apparently.

PooBrain · 17 May 2013 at 13:20

HecFam said:
Being the right handed man I am, i find it very embarrassing that i cannot open bottles of fizzy pop with my right hand. I have to use my left hand, which is a social travesty.

I do tend to switch to my left hand also.

anything I don't mind · 17 May 2013 at 13:20

I can't get a girl friend.

Stretch · 17 May 2013 at 13:23

ci_newman said:
It's a bit early to be drinking..

Not down under

DiCe! · 17 May 2013 at 13:32

Sing
Draw
Use chopsticks

TommyV · 17 May 2013 at 13:42

i can't put my willy in my bum
i cant blow myself

HecFam · 17 May 2013 at 13:43

TommyV said:
i can't put my willy in my bum
i cant blow myself

Not with that attitude. Believe.

Parabellum · 17 May 2013 at 13:49

I cannot perform self - Faliatio :rolleyes:

regulus · 17 May 2013 at 13:52

I cannot open the plastic on a new shaving razor without grabbing a knife or scissors and cutting everything to pieces.

jimjamuk · 17 May 2013 at 13:53

put up with the whinging from the permies in this company im in.....

they need to stop talking and start working!

Mr.Yellow · 17 May 2013 at 13:56

I cannot stop procrastinating.

gillywibble · 17 May 2013 at 13:57

I can't touch this.

BlackCoat2k10 · 17 May 2013 at 14:25

I cannot reply to this thread in any meaningful way.

squarehead94 said:
I cannot go a week without watching pornography.

Challenge Accepted!

robgmun · 17 May 2013 at 14:36

MBennett said:
I can't sing, at all

I can Dance like the devil, but sing like a frog

Oh i just thought of another one:

I can't eat out of politeness, if a dish is bad, even if it's from a dying aunt, i will not eat it.

l0k1 · 17 May 2013 at 14:53

Lick my elbow.

Tachyon · 17 May 2013 at 15:03

Was just thinking about something on the way home from work strangely enough and I'm sure I still can't do it, in fact after not trying for over 20 years I'm fairly certain I'd be worse.

Wheelies on a bike. When I was a kid, I was **** at them, either too high and off the back or a couple of pedals and down again. Meanwhile my wee mates were up and down the street on one wheel and there's me the laughing stock. Anyway, don't think I'm a worse man for never been able to achieve that but it was in my head earlier for some reason.

bloodiedathame · 17 May 2013 at 15:03

I can't fap to this.

MikeTheNative · 17 May 2013 at 15:21

I cannot work out the point of this thread.