Poll: Terrible joke thread

iamthenugget · 29 Jun 2017 at 15:59

GhostWKD said:
Man with a car on his head? Jack

or a man with a seagull on his head? cliff

GhostWKD · 29 Jun 2017 at 16:04

iamthenugget said:
or a man with a seagull on his head? cliff

Swimmer with no arms or legs? Bob

HecFam · 29 Jun 2017 at 16:06

GhostWKD said:
Swimmer with no arms or legs? Bob

A man standing in a hole? Doug

iamthenugget · 29 Jun 2017 at 16:15

HecFam said:
A man standing in a hole? Doug

or a man buried under the ground for 100 years?? pete

Tuppy_Glossop · 29 Jun 2017 at 16:17

A woman with one leg shorter than the other... Eileen.

iamthenugget · 29 Jun 2017 at 16:38

Tuppy_Glossop said:
A woman with one leg shorter than the other... Eileen.

or a woman with no legs?? noleen

russell664 · 29 Jun 2017 at 16:43

If a person with big muscles is muscular, then a cow with big muscles is moosclar.

iamthenugget · 29 Jun 2017 at 17:42

russell664 said:
If a person with big muscles is muscular, then a cow with big muscles is moosclar.

not sure if that makes sense to me.

Diddums · 29 Jun 2017 at 17:54

GhostWKD said:
Swimmer with no arms or legs? Bob

And when he's at your front door? Matt.

iamthenugget · 29 Jun 2017 at 17:57

What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs and no body??? The head

wordy · 29 Jun 2017 at 19:31

I know there a few on here who work in the legal profession and wondered if you would you be able to help please.

A guy I work with has a brother who got into an argument with his boss, and was fired from his job working on the dodgems.....He's looking to sue his boss for funfair dismissal.

JRS · 29 Jun 2017 at 19:35

*sigh*

Ban the OP.

Brizzles · 29 Jun 2017 at 19:36

A legal minefield, his word against another.

I would suggest he spends 50p on the win a goldfish stand and moves on.

JBuk · 29 Jun 2017 at 19:58

He needs to move on

A friend of mine got sacked from the locale theatre company but you don't see him making a song and dance about it

BDEE · 29 Jun 2017 at 19:59

+1 Ban OP

iamthenugget · 29 Jun 2017 at 20:48

op should have posted in here

https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/terrible-joke-thread.18784445/

Unicorn · 29 Jun 2017 at 22:14

+1 Ban the op

Chuk_Chuk · 29 Jun 2017 at 22:52

I must admit i didn't read the whole thing but, where did you copy and paste that from?

iamthenugget · 29 Jun 2017 at 22:53

Oops I think someone took this too far :confused:

LOAM · 29 Jun 2017 at 22:53

Sounds like he dodgem'd a bullet, just tell him to waltzer on out of there.

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