TEXT BASED ADVENTURE, PRESS ENTER TO CONTINUE
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YOU PLACE THE KEYS IN THE POCKET OF YOUR JORTS. YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE POPULAR KID AT HIGH SCHOOL LAUGHED TO YOU FOR SUCH A FASHION CHOICE BUT WHO IS LAUGHING NOW?
IT IS NOT YOU.
DROPPING TO ONE CHUBBY KNEE YOU INSPECT THE GLITTERING OBJECT. IT LOOKS LIKE A CHILDREN'S TOY, PERHAPS AN ANIMAL OF SOME SORT. YOU RISK A CORONARY BY LIFTING YOUR MASSIVE FRAME UPRIGHT AND PLOD OVER TO THE ANIME-FILLED CRT. THE FAINT LIGHT REFLECTS OFF THE HARNESS OF THE TOY HORSE.
YOU REALISE WITH A MIXTURE OF WORRY AND GLEE THAT YOU HAVE ACQUIRED A MY LITTLE PONY TOY.
YOU ARE IN A LARGE BUT DARK ROOM. YOU ARE HUNGRY, THIRSTY AND TIRED AND ARE HOLDING AN OPENED TUB OF BABY WIPES AND A MY LITTLE PONY TOY.
THERE IS NO LIGHTSWITCH THAT YOU CAN SEE TO TURN ON THE LIGHT.
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IT IS NOT YOU.
DROPPING TO ONE CHUBBY KNEE YOU INSPECT THE GLITTERING OBJECT. IT LOOKS LIKE A CHILDREN'S TOY, PERHAPS AN ANIMAL OF SOME SORT. YOU RISK A CORONARY BY LIFTING YOUR MASSIVE FRAME UPRIGHT AND PLOD OVER TO THE ANIME-FILLED CRT. THE FAINT LIGHT REFLECTS OFF THE HARNESS OF THE TOY HORSE.
YOU REALISE WITH A MIXTURE OF WORRY AND GLEE THAT YOU HAVE ACQUIRED A MY LITTLE PONY TOY.
YOU ARE IN A LARGE BUT DARK ROOM. YOU ARE HUNGRY, THIRSTY AND TIRED AND ARE HOLDING AN OPENED TUB OF BABY WIPES AND A MY LITTLE PONY TOY.
THERE IS NO LIGHTSWITCH THAT YOU CAN SEE TO TURN ON THE LIGHT.
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YOU TURN OFF THE ANIME, WHISPERING GOODBYE TO YOUR WAIFU SILVER MOON.
YOU DO NOT HAVE AN INTERNET CONNECTION AND THE ROOM IS EVEN DARKER THAN BEFORE.
YOU ARE IN A LARGE BUT DARK ROOM. YOU ARE HUNGRY, THIRSTY AND TIRED AND ARE HOLDING AN OPENED TUB OF BABY WIPES AND A MY LITTLE PONY TOY.
YOU DO NOT HAVE AN INTERNET CONNECTION AND THE ROOM IS EVEN DARKER THAN BEFORE.
YOU ARE IN A LARGE BUT DARK ROOM. YOU ARE HUNGRY, THIRSTY AND TIRED AND ARE HOLDING AN OPENED TUB OF BABY WIPES AND A MY LITTLE PONY TOY.
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I'm liking where this is going! This should be made into an edutainment game for the evils of neckbeardery and basement dwellery.
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THERE MUST BE A LIGHT SWITCH IN THIS ROOM. THERE IS AND BECAUSE IT IS YOUR ROOM, YOU DUMMY, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT.
YOU MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE LIGHT SWITCH AND TURN IT ON.
YOU ARE IN A LARGE AND WELL LIT ROOM. YOU ARE HUNGRY, THIRSTY AND TIRED AND ARE HOLDING AN OPENED TUB OF BABY WIPES AND A MY LITTLE PONY TOY.
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YOU MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE LIGHT SWITCH AND TURN IT ON.
YOU ARE IN A LARGE AND WELL LIT ROOM. YOU ARE HUNGRY, THIRSTY AND TIRED AND ARE HOLDING AN OPENED TUB OF BABY WIPES AND A MY LITTLE PONY TOY.
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How did you turn the lights on if you had the tub of wipes in one hand and the toy in the other?
Either by cleaning it at the same time, bashing a toy horse into it or using a feature on your face to hit it?
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I thought of this too. I'm sad for both of us 
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Smell MY LITTLE PONY TOY.
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=( pfft, I'll wait for the sequel then.
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