Text Message - Wrong Number - Create a Reply

POB · 11 Sep 2011 at 12:26

Hi,

Received the following text message today:

You can create the reply and I will send.

Them: Answer ya damn fone !!!!

Me: Who are you?

Them: Good question - mineral or vegetable ????

Me: Or Unicorn?

Them: Just want u to know i'm pregnant so you'll have to find a new sound man ! P.s its def yours - jans gonna stand by me !!! Haaaaanob.

Number_25 · 11 Sep 2011 at 12:27

Hahahahahaahahahahahah.

I feel sorry for the bloke who it was supposed to go to.

Hyburnate · 11 Sep 2011 at 12:29

Do you know who's sending the texts? :s Just put, I hope the kids grammar is better than yours.

Derek W · 11 Sep 2011 at 12:57

just post the number up to questionable sites and I'm sure your mate / complete stranger will think twice about sending you crap

unwashed potato! · 11 Sep 2011 at 13:01

Derek W said:
just post the number up to questionable sites and I'm sure your mate / complete stranger will think twice about sending you crap

you realise they have his number too?

Deleted member 77746 · 11 Sep 2011 at 13:04

Sending messages to people who you don't no could lead into trouble so if I was you delete and don't reply.

iNPUt · 11 Sep 2011 at 13:06

mrbell1984 said:
Sending messages to people who you don't no could lead into trouble so if I was you delete and don't reply.

Thats not fun, abuse them..

Sin_Chase · 11 Sep 2011 at 13:10

Reply - No worries on the sound man., I have a lovely new chick to replace you. She's not all that good at the job but she is smoking hot and does not mind being on the pill.

Morgoth · 11 Sep 2011 at 13:12

mrbell1984 said:
Sending messages to people who you don't no could lead into trouble so if I was you delete and don't reply.

The level of excitement in your life must be truly thrilling.

Jay794 · 11 Sep 2011 at 13:15

Lol reply "I told you we should have done anal"

SuperTronNarwhal · 11 Sep 2011 at 13:18

Text. Wrong Number. Simple.

RomanNose · 11 Sep 2011 at 13:21

Tell them that she won't have to worry about money anymore since you won the lottery, then ask her if she wants to come around for dinner but tell her you need to shout banana so the butler will open the door.

.Kencs · 11 Sep 2011 at 13:22

Jay794 said:
Lol reply "I told you we should have done anal"

PMSL...

Deleted member 77746 · 11 Sep 2011 at 13:29

Morgoth said:
The level of excitement in your life must be truly thrilling.

i'm just not immature like some

Swifty55 · 11 Sep 2011 at 13:29

mrbell1984 said:
i'm just not immature like some

Oh, SNAP!

Mr-White · 11 Sep 2011 at 20:51

Reply with

"It can't be mine I had the snip 2 years ago"

That'll get her worried lol

MW

Andr3w · 11 Sep 2011 at 20:54

mrbell1984 said:
Sending messages to people who you don't no could lead into trouble so if I was you delete and don't reply.

booooo

Morgoth said:
The level of excitement in your life must be truly thrilling.

Bahahahah I actually snorted when I read that

ToejaM · 11 Sep 2011 at 20:55

"That news gets me pretty aroused, lets meet up and make sure theres definitely one in there, can't make things any worse!"

Pestilence · 11 Sep 2011 at 20:56

"A coat hanger will soon put paid to that. Off to buy a shirt; I'll be in touch."

Kenai · 11 Sep 2011 at 20:59

Mr-White said:
Reply with

"It can't be mine I had the snip 2 years ago"

That'll get her worried lol

MW

LOL, i'm liking this one