No and it's best that she never finds out!
Best man or usher?
Venice??????
Venice??????
/facepalm it's a little closer to home...
Bourton on the water.
I thought it would be obvious that was a joke...
I was the usher actually..
That's great.
'The usher'? So there was only one usher?!
I lol'd.
What's wrong with that? I've never been to a wedding that has had an usher, two ushers, a hundred ushers, any ushers so I don't know why you'd need more than one (or one at all...)