A: Very little according to their tax returns
Q: What is the scariest horror movie.
The forth kind, I haven't watched it and I'm not usually phased by "scary" movies, but the trailers of that disturbed the crap out of me.

A: Very little according to their tax returns
Q: What is the scariest horror movie.
A: Given the time - yes.
Q: How much do high court judge's get paid?
A: Very little according to their tax returns
Q: What is the scariest horror movie.
A: Halloween 2. Scary bad.
Q: Should I make the effort at work today or slack like normal?
A: Halloween 2. Scary bad.
Q: Should I make the effort at work today or slack like normal?
A: Slack like normal.
Q: What should I have for lunch today?
A: A man meat sandwich in the closet.
Q: Do you think that everybody has read the OP, that you're supposed to leave a question as well as answer one.
A: A man meat sandwich in the closet.
Q: Do you think that everybody has read the OP, that you're supposed to leave a question as well as answer one.
A: I can't decide if they're oblivious or if they're just trying to de-rail the thread (*glare at kyle*). Either way it's easy to get back on track.
Q: Girl says "I'm not ready for a relationship at the moment" after just having got out of a long term relationship, but she really genuinely likes you. Wait for her, or move on? She's an 8/10.
A) Rebound alert! It will all end in tears as her ex BF may hunt down and kill you, either that or she will just be using you to test the water tee see whether she still has feelings for her ex! Don't do it, leave it be for a while, be there for her but don't fall into the 'friends' catagory.
Q) Should I look for a new job today on my day off or should I sit around and play on L4D2?
A) Play L4D2, you'll be ready for the Zombie Apocalypse whilst all real world working folks will die in their offices.
Q) What should I have for breakfast? Cereal or Doritoes?
A) Cereal. Doritoes just don't sound that tempting as breakfast food. Though I've never tried them so could be missing out!!
Q) Which snowboard should I buy?
A. That one ----->
B. How long will this thread survive?
A. That one ----->
B. How long will this thread survive?
A. That one ----->
B. How long will this thread survive?
Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Question: If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
A: Seems like a pretty decent idea to me, I think it's got longevity. Hopefully it can help cut down on the 'help plox' threads too.
Q: I've got an elastic band and a paper clip, should I use them to shoot a projectile at Sawell from across the office?
A: No, build a combine harvester.
Q: How many los does it take to build a small log cabin (that an average human being can enter comfortably).
A: 1,367
Q: What form of retribution should I throw upon Grissle for trying to damage me with a paper clip?
A : Rape him, his uncle, his auntie and grandmother.
Q : Why is that some people like Twiglets, but hate Marmite?