The better 1/2 thinks I'm surfing pron!

Reppyboyo · 3 Dec 2009 at 23:13

Why are you not watching porn?

SkeeterUK · 3 Dec 2009 at 23:14

Say yeah say im lookin for new moves to show you, then she will say ooh ok choose some good ones for tonite then.

WIN WIN

Smudge · 3 Dec 2009 at 23:14

And yeah I'm under the thumb. I do understand that she does it because it hits a nerve & yeah I should just load up a bunch of sites when she says it, to "stick it to the man" so to speak, but I also wonder why women do that, you know, find something & just dig away at it, even if it's just for fun.

Threads getting to serious now

dangerstat · 3 Dec 2009 at 23:15

[FnG]magnolia;15454469 said:
What is she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

You should be totally ashamed of yourself magnolia. Women have rights you know, they are equal partners, don't you have a mother or sister how would you like it if they where treated like that? :rolleyes:

The chain should at least allow her to get to the bedroom and back

Narziss · 3 Dec 2009 at 23:15

STARE AT THIS SEXY POST!

Now time it so she walks in as you are smashing imaginary pasty like there is no tomorrow - Stare, transfixed at some stupid post. Ignore all her comments and then jump up and release on her big toe.

Job done.

qqg3 · 3 Dec 2009 at 23:15

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18086080&highlight=porn

:cool:

Robbo · 3 Dec 2009 at 23:16

[FnG]magnolia;15454469 said:
What is she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

edscdk · 3 Dec 2009 at 23:26

tell her if she was not so fridgid you would not need to browse porn...

Destination · 3 Dec 2009 at 23:27

My better half knows I surf porn, I don't hide the fact, that would be silly.

^TANK^ · 3 Dec 2009 at 23:30

Justin said:
Just ignore her and do whatever the hell you want.

Nymins · 3 Dec 2009 at 23:30

[FnG]magnolia;15454469 said:
What is she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

edscdk said:
tell her if she was not so fridgid you would not need to browse porn...

These tbh

Bennie-Mac · 3 Dec 2009 at 23:30

Smudge said:
So I'm not a frequent poster, but I've been on the ocuk forums for many years under a couple of different guises

He admits duplicate accounts, ban him now!

Jotun · 3 Dec 2009 at 23:34

You may as well look at porn then. If you're getting in trouble for it anyway then starting to look at it should change nothing?

Buffman · 3 Dec 2009 at 23:42

Watch some porn and turn the speakers up real loud so she can hear it, hopefully this'll make her stop complaining about OCUK.

meghatronic · 4 Dec 2009 at 00:38

Just tell her you are watching porn. Tell her only with porn saturation you can face smashing her pasty of an evening. Then she'll hit you and leave, and you are free to ocuk as much as possible.

person · 4 Dec 2009 at 00:56

Why don't you just show her the site your on so she can see? what's the big deal anyway even if you were .. don't all men its normal she should just get over it

Amnesia · 4 Dec 2009 at 02:27

silversurfer said:

i think this belongs here.

Angilion · 4 Dec 2009 at 03:04

vonhelmet said:
Show her a comparative.

This is OCUK.
This is porn.

Spot the difference.

This. But make sure it's a gay porn fetish site featuring men in women's underwear, so she has something else to froth about.

Angilion · 4 Dec 2009 at 03:08

Obviously, she's looking at loads of porn. That's why she assumes you are.

Doonhamer · 4 Dec 2009 at 07:36

Next time she mentions it just say yes you are, put on some real filth and turn it up as loud as your speakers will go.