The Bro Code Dilemma

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NVP

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My mate finally got rid of their toxic long-termer. Great news, she was ******* him up and I'd been telling him to jump for a while.

He's cut up, but he's a ladies man so won't be long for him. He's your footballer fashion type guy so no worries at all on that front.


Anyway... the toxic avenger was actually so god damn fine that I'd imagined all sorts of non-family-friendly nonsense.

Now she's hit me up and I'm in no way after anything other than a couple covert smash and grabs but man I'm feeling guilty even reading the ***** messages.

I dont think I can do it.




This is where I need the help of GD - teach me to be moral-less!
 
Imagine OPs had a few beers, lol...

Scougar said:
If you want to lose your friend, then sleep with the girl.

If you want to keep your friend, then don't.
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^^^

Wanna keep your friend? Stay away.

Don't value the friendship? Play away... if you're desperate.

If she's really that wrong type of toxic... even 1 night of fun will turn into months of headaches... some of them just aren't worth it, I learned the hard way!
If she's messaging you naughty things - it's only so she can hurt him by rubbing it in his face and/or destroying your friendship out of spite... just... don't.
That's a revenge play, for sure - even if you don't wanna keep his friendship - the headaches won't only come from her.
 
Maybe your good friend can be the God father to the kid you'll end up having with Ole crazy. She will probably be poking holes in the protection so your stuck with her. Just to get revenge on your mate.

Why do you think they make so many movies about this.
 
NVP said:
My mate finally got rid of their toxic long-termer. Great news, she was ******* him up and I'd been telling him to jump for a while.

He's cut up, but he's a ladies man so won't be long for him. He's your footballer fashion type guy so no worries at all on that front.


Anyway... the toxic avenger was actually so god damn fine that I'd imagined all sorts of non-family-friendly nonsense.

Now she's hit me up and I'm in no way after anything other than a couple covert smash and grabs but man I'm feeling guilty even reading the ***** messages.

I dont think I can do it.




This is where I need the help of GD - teach me to be moral-less!
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Stage it so your friend catches you, and then have one of those fake knives, where either he stabs you or you stab him.

Then see how she reacts to this.
 
NVP said:
:cry: nah far from! Early 20s, caramel skinned gym bunny...
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Be open and tell him what she's doing, obviously just to get back at him, see his reaction and judge how your friendship will be if you say you're going to hit it then bin her off, which will probably **** her off especially if she tries to use it against him and he already knows.

Or its a case of one of my favourite adages "It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission" ;) just depends how good a mate he is to whether he will forgive you.

But there's not going to be any way you can screw her and him not finding out.
 
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