The Bro Code Dilemma

Semple said:
Can't have been that much of a long term then if she's only early twenties while you're both nearly twice her age. Unless he was seeing her while she was still at school.... :rolleyes:
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Yeah, I think only 3 years or so but longest for him since like uni days and stuff. tbf maybe she's 25 ish now too
 
This sounds like a nightmare, :D

It can also totally screw up friendships, and sometimes end very badly..

I'd stay the **** away, to be quite honest...
 
In my 20-30s I probably would've said "Bros before Hoes always" but as you get older you come to realise that "all's fair in love and war" so if you really want to bang this bird and possibly lose a good mate....crack on and do it pal.
 
As said, don't even consider you can smash it and he wouldn't find out. Consider the situation that you've done it and your mate has punched you in the face and won't talk to you ever again. If this is an acceptable outcome and worth it, then rock on.
 
Unless you look like Brad Pitt, you do know she's only chasing you so she can tell your mate?

You'll get a pasty smash, but don't think for one minute your mate won't find out.
 
NVP said:
Anyway... the toxic avenger was actually so god damn fine that I'd imagined all sorts of non-family-friendly nonsense.

Now she's hit me up and I'm in no way after anything other than a couple covert smash and grabs but man I'm feeling guilty even reading the ***** messages.

I dont think I can do it.
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LOL, just keep in mind that the strong motivator for her contacting you specifically is likely some form of bitterness/revenge, the idea that this will get back at him somehow.

There is a very strong possibility that if you do go there then she will make it known to him.

I think the main question is (if this is a close friend) would he be OK with it?
 
Don't do it, it's not worth it.

Get onto the p hub and knock yourself silly if you think about it, dump that testosterone and move on.

You think she won't use this to get at your friend????

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
 
i suppose the questions are:
1) why did they break up
2) what do you look like?
we know what your mate looks like.
i mean if your a munter then go smash it, it might be the only option you get!. but if your not a munter walk (only munter in this thread so far is me).

but i feel like best course of action is steer clear.
at 25 she's still most likely immature, like a lot of people.
if she looks ss you describe she'll have no issues finding some one., if Shes after a "ride" then plenty'o of that happens at the Gym or through the Gym, or go to a club, plenty'o young "studds" willing to stick their junk in anything that moves.
on that basis it should tell you something.
while physically "fit" i do wonder if she may have some other issues lurking (who doesn't right).

if she's initated all the messages then show your bro, and say "she'll sleep with anything including me (prob be hurtful for him)" or "i've been having a txt message conversation, read them" it'll re-enforce the don't go back to her.
i think even if your bro give go ahead then be weary. but at least he's given permission. but be straight up and say its a smash a grab event with Bro. "Word as ma bond" and all that.

Disclaimer : this text is provided for fun and entertainment only, i am not responsible for any actions repercussions for hypothetical situations and should not be used without consultation with relevant qualified people, OcUK GD <- not qualified (i gots you all covered GD! no issues
based on my limited experience(s)
 
Semple said:
@NVP just come out with it and ask your mate if you can smash his ex. Might be hilarious if he says go for it, knowing that she'll come running to him to tell him what happened. But at least he gets one over on her by saying that he told you to go for it.

And of course you get something out of it.
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