The Bro Code Dilemma

[uksoldierboy]

Get your friend out, head to Greggs, buy him his favourite pasty, then, just as he's about to dig in, throw a strong uppercut into it, gauge his reaction.

Or just do the most sensible thing, have a 5 knuckle shuffle about this tanned bunny, and if immediately after you still feel like you very much want to smash, then smash.

Maybe do some recce work before hand, your mate probably has pictures of the sugarpuff, decide then.

 

[NVP]

 

[Bluecube]

Pass the sickbag

 

[Nitefly]

That’s not an achievement…

… it’s the gates of ‘bro hell’

(Dozens of men immediately spill out of the gates and onto the ground from overcrowding, before racing to high five each other. Phrases can be heard such as “mmm, dat pasty!” and “worth it!”, before they rejoin the line for bro hell’s STI clinic - which is a line that never ends. “Haunting…”, observes Dante, before adding “….. but when you’ve gotta smash…! *shrug + cheeky face*”)

 

[Devilman]

Worst "look at me, I got laid" post ever.

 

[Rroff]

That’s not an achievement…

… it’s the gates of ‘bro hell’

(Dozens of men immediately spill out of the gates and onto the ground from overcrowding, before racing to high five each other. Phrases can be heard such as “mmm, dat pasty!” and “worth it!”, before they rejoin the line for bro hell’s STI clinic - which is a line that never ends. “Haunting…”, observes Dante, before adding “….. but when you’ve gotta smash…! *shrug + cheeky face*”)

Remember no medical threads.

 

[Begbie]

Worst "look at me, I got laid" post ever.

A year later, and had to rely on a friends seconds

Absolutely fine when your in your twenties, I mean who didn't. But at 40 :/

 

[Freakbro]

A year later, and had to rely on a friends seconds

Ahh, channeling your inner Chris Wilson I see

I mean a comment like that is understandable in your twenties, but at 40 :-/

 

[sigma]

See you in 9 months time!

 

[flea.rider]

lol so glad i've been married 33 yrs ..could not be doing with this .. and btw ... you never hit a bro's ex ..thats what she wants .. so she can wreck him again ..

 

[tom_e]

Ahh, channeling your inner Chris Wilson I see

I mean a comment like that is understandable in your twenties, but at 40 :-/

Because the opening of the thread was a lesson in high brow grown up conversation?

 

[sigma]

Because the opening of the thread was a lesson in high brow grown up conversation?

The royal family might be considered high brow - adulterers and people who can't sweat...

 

[Ayahuasca]

My man got so desperate he caved and then ran to a forum to post about his degeneracy at 5 in the morning

 

[Participant]

A true bro would give their blessing. She is not bound to him and he is free to smash as nature intended.

 

[Derek W]

 

[Diddums]

My man got so desperate he caved and then ran to a forum to post about his degeneracy at 5 in the morning

I can never figure NVP out, he's either 17 or 40. /shrug

 

[BUDFORCE]

Pics or it never happened.......

 

[dlockers]

I thought landlords were alpha males?

 

[iamdjdz]

Pics or it never happened.......

I'd be dubious even with pics...

 

[CREATIVE!11]

My mate finally got rid of their toxic long-termer. Great news, she was ******* him up and I'd been telling him to jump for a while.

He's cut up, but he's a ladies man so won't be long for him. He's your footballer fashion type guy so no worries at all on that front.


Anyway... the toxic avenger was actually so god damn fine that I'd imagined all sorts of non-family-friendly nonsense.

Now she's hit me up and I'm in no way after anything other than a couple covert smash and grabs but man I'm feeling guilty even reading the ***** messages.

I dont think I can do it.




This is where I need the help of GD - teach me to be moral-less!

You do know what she is going to do right?????

She will tell him and she's only doing this to get back at him. Keep your wang in your trousers lad and go elsewhere.

Edit: Who is bumping year old threads? Also OP did you do it?