The Daily Mail - in touch with the youth

I think in 2 years one of my friends has driven back over the limit by a pint or 2 (mainly because he's incredibly intelligent but is one of those people that lacks all common sense).

After attending my grandparents' at christmas times and such where they have friends over I can safely say that it is the elderely who drink drive in my experience. This one woman was so drunk she barely stand up yet was happy to drive 12 miles home and no one questioned that bar me and my mum, just sat their thinking wtf!
 
Wrong. If you are in the driver's seat you are legally in control of the car so can be done for drink driving.

Not when the engine is off, otherwise you could go into your car to get something from the glovebox and be arrested for drink driving...
 
Not when the engine is off, otherwise you could go into your car to get something from the glovebox and be arrested for drink driving...

Nope, you can still be arrested even if the engine is off if the police think there is a likelihood that you are going to drive the car or have just been driving the car.
 
I honestly don't know. I'm still trying to figure out the science of actually making it happen.

That drink driving one is rubbish.

I'm thinking you'd really have to start at the front and work your way to the back as if you did it the other way round you'd sever the spinal column too quickly to finish the job. Although possibly the simplest way would be to lie on the floor and get it to go front to back and allow mavity to finish the job if you were incapable.

Nothing says I'm not happy like cutting your own head off.
 
Didn't someone make a website showing how to superglue your hand to your head, then cut your head off so that it looked like you'd ripped your own head off?
 
That was just a GIF, but if i had to commit suicide, id do it like that!

It was off bash.org - found it!


[evilada]: Best suicide plan ever
[mcm310>: what is it?
[evilada]: you go up to the top of a roof
[evilada]: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
[evilada]: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
[evilada]: then you put super glue on your hands
[evilada]: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
[evilada]: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
[evilada]: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to mavity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
[evilada]: And some poor ******* will be traumatized for LIFE.
[mcm310]: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
 
On another side note is this story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ld-Dubai-got-blame-says-police-commander.html

I didnt post it before cause i assumed no one would believe me, but hell, i dont really care.

For the first 12 hours of that story being up, that guy's face wasn't blanked out. It's actually my sister's best friend Neil. He *isn't* the guy involved in the scandal, but they stuck it up there anyway. He had to phone them from Dubai 5 times before they agreed to take it down. Even then they only blanked it out.

The previous pre-edit exact words were "pictured here with another friend", which although is quite clear that it wasnt him in the story, they were pretty small printed words under an enormous picture of him smiling to the world!

Silly newspaper.
 
It was off bash.org - found it!


[evilada]: Best suicide plan ever
[mcm310>: what is it?
[evilada]: you go up to the top of a roof
[evilada]: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
[evilada]: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
[evilada]: then you put super glue on your hands
[evilada]: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
[evilada]: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
[evilada]: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to mavity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
[evilada]: And some poor ******* will be traumatized for LIFE.
[mcm310]: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

Is it wrong for me to lol at this :eek:
 
My friend used to have a pink fluffy car like that :rolleyes:

Surely this is agest against the young! its like in Northern Ireland when you first pass your test you can only go 45mph for 6 months or something like that!

Try 12 months mate. Also I thought that the 45mph is the same for the rest of the country (GB)

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