The disappearance of Nicola Bulley

Tombstone said:
As has been said a few times in the thread, too many folk who have watched too many episodes of Broadchurch, Happy Valley, Vera etc and are now firmly convinced that every crime has been perpetrated by some Machiavellian Moriarty-esque criminal genius relative :D
Click to expand...
It always strikes me that many of the complicated theories about things that people come up with are ultimately probably a coping mechanism, as it's reassuring to be able to think "this must have been planned" as opposed to "this could have happened to me so many times", especially when it involves something you do on a regular basis such as walking/playing near water or even just driving.
My mum used to go along a canal footpath in her mobility scooter and my sister was always "what if someone pushes you in" and "don't do it when it gets dark", I was always much more concerned that all it would have taken was a seconds lapse in concentration/not paying attention whilst say moving to the side to let someone past for her to end up in the water, as I knew which was far more likely.
 
Last edited:
413x said:
I think they did.
The disappearance has gained so much media traction they needed to.

I think what they've said is sensible. It's rational and it's still the most likely outcome from what we (the public) know so far.
Click to expand...

People hate common sense.

She fell into the river, there's an unusual underwater current/hole/tree that's snagged her or dragged her far downstream. They will find her in there but it could be a while.
 
rumple9 said:
New photo released by police of Nicola on her ring doorbell. Large bruise in her right cheek...
Click to expand...
Definitely caused by her boyfriend who beat her heavily because she had unplugged the home made teleportation device that he had been developing for the last year as part of his plan to remotely teleport her from the riverbank to his secret Nazi stealthed flying ship to take her to his base on the far side of the moon. Basically he activates the teleportation device remotely via her fitbit and it gets the coordinates to beam her up by the gps on her phone. Its only tuned for her DNA though, hence why the dog was left behind.
 
Tombstone said:
Definitely caused by her boyfriend who beat her heavily because she had unplugged the home made teleportation device that he had been developing for the last year as part of his plan to remotely teleport her from the riverbank to his secret Nazi stealthed flying ship to take her to his base on the far side of the moon. Basically he activates the teleportation device remotely via her fitbit and it gets the coordinates to beam her up by the gps on her phone. Its only tuned for her DNA though, hence why the dog was left behind.
Click to expand...
Then why weren't her clothes by her phone???
 
potatolord said:
Maybe it is just me, but I find the rush to set up Gofundme pages comes across as really vulgar.
Click to expand...

I agree, I think it's totally distasteful. However, now is the perfect time to do it to maximise the "help" (moolah, cough cough) coming in.
Either way its unsavoury but I guess its ultimately harmless, unless the friend suddenly starts wearing designer clothes and purchasing property in Dubai.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom