The Golden Ratio (Half a tin of beans)

[arknor]

btw anyone mix a splash of butter in the beans on the hob? or am I weird

I don't add salt to anything and usually cook myself, maybe my body needs a salt lick

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Are the beans atop the breading on a treadmill?

 

[arknor]

Are the beans atop the breading on a treadmill?

beans are propelled by rapid release of gas like a space rockets thrusters.

alsp shaped like tictacs.

aliens

 

[SPG]

btw anyone mix a splash of butter in the beans on the hob? or am I weird

I don't add salt to anything and usually cook myself, maybe my body needs a salt lick

yES

btw anyone mix a splash of butter in the beans on the hob? or am I weird

I don't add salt to anything and usually cook myself, maybe my body needs a salt lick

Yes a knob of butter always and some tomato puree if I have been cheapskate and bought a tin of value beans.

 

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yES


Yes a knob of butter always and some tomato puree if I have been cheapskate and bought a tin of value beans.

What is the decision process you go through to leave the shop with value beans?

 

[azazl187]

3 slices of bread, 2 cut in half and the whole one in the middle. 3/4 of a tin of beans on the stove with grated cheese melted in. Eat the last 1/4 beans cold from the tin while you wait.

Pour on and finish with a fried egg on top.

Lovely

 

[robfosters]

3 slices of bread, 2 cut in half and the whole one in the middle. 3/4 of a tin of beans on the stove with grated cheese melted in. Eat the last 1/4 beans cold from the tin while you wait.

Pour on and finish with a fried egg on top.

Lovely

Runny egg yolk mixed with beans is awesome.

I actually have egg on buttered bread. Something about buttered bread and egg yolk that’s next level.

 

[azazl187]

Runny egg yolk mixed with beans is awesome.

I actually have egg on buttered bread. Something about buttered bread and egg yolk that’s next level.

Completely agree. Thanks btw, I'm now hungry at gone 10pm, plus in bed

 

[arknor]

What is the decision process you go through to leave the shop with value beans?

problem one of value compared to price

I used to only buy heinz now I just buy the stores own make, wouldn't touch the no frills though bet they are like bullets

 

[Jokester]

2 slices, 1/2 tin (big one) grated cheese and a splash of Worcestershire sauce.

 

[Tony Edwards]

What is the decision process you go through to leave the shop with value beans?

Hah!

 

[BDEE]

Failed at the off. Bread should clearly be Hovis.

 

[Hagar]

Two slices of warm toast with Marmite spread thinly. Then beans poured over, fantastic.

 

[Minusorange]

Put the beans in bread dough and bake then you have bean bread

 

[Thekwango]

There is only one amount of baked beans that can ever exist: not enough.

FTFY

3 or 4 slices of well buttered cold toast

Buttered cold toast?? Jesus man are you even human?! That’s all sorts of wrong. Forget tastes and flavours being subjective to a degree, cold buttered toast will always be wrong. Filthy animal.

 

[RxR]

If it isn't butter beans, is it the Orange Ratio?

 

[cainer]

Buttered cold toast?? Jesus man are you even human?! That’s all sorts of wrong. Forget tastes and flavours being subjective to a degree, cold buttered toast will always be wrong. Filthy animal.

Once you put the beans on you'd never know the toast was cold, and the reason for it is so the toast remains crunchy, no soggy toast for me

 

[dcsarge]

Three slices, preferably granary and cut diagonally with at least some kept bean free for dunking. Branstons are the only beans worth touching these days.

I miss fried eggs but the migraines aren't worth . Getting that way with cheddar now too, so cheesey beans isn't an option either.

 

[Dg834man]

4 slices and a full tin

 

[SPG]

What is the decision process you go through to leave the shop with value beans?

I have no idea, maybe therapy would help