The Great Preseason Thread

BaZ87 · 21 Jul 2022 at 22:19

fez said:
Tall, stupid pony tail. Dead ringer.

When you initially typed this out you did write 'Tall, dark, handsome' and don't try to deny it.

omnomnom · 21 Jul 2022 at 22:21

Nunez is getting the attention but Carvalho was brilliant for the 4th goal. Clever pass out form the defence aswell.

fez · 21 Jul 2022 at 22:24

BaZ87 said:
When you initially typed this out you did write 'Tall, dark, handsome' and don't try to deny it.

I was going to write thick as mud but the jury is out on Nunez on that front. The greasy ponytail has never been what I look for in a man i'm afraid.

BaZ87 · 21 Jul 2022 at 22:25

You're overcompensating @fez, I can see right through it.

fez · 21 Jul 2022 at 22:27

BaZ87 said:
You're overcompensating @fez, I can see right through it.

Now if we were talking about Alisson, theres a handsome man.

Rotty · 21 Jul 2022 at 22:33

fez said:
I was going to write thick as mud but the jury is out on Nunez on that front. The greasy ponytail has never been what I look for in a man i'm afraid.

My missus doesn't think jury is out :eek:

Droolinggimp · 23 Jul 2022 at 10:57

The pitch for Utd Villa is atrocious

fez · 23 Jul 2022 at 10:59

Shaw is looking...solid

Shamikebab · 23 Jul 2022 at 11:00

Yeah one of the worst I've ever seen us play on. And why they chose the kits to be white vs pale blue is beyond me.

robfosters · 23 Jul 2022 at 11:07

My distance visions not great, struggling to make out which team is which. They could have used more contrasting kits

fez · 23 Jul 2022 at 11:08

You can see how much harder everything is on an awful pitch.

I forgot how much of a **** McGinn is.

Shamikebab · 23 Jul 2022 at 11:08

Yeah the light shirts, dark shorts and socks for both teams is a nightmare decision and my vision is pretty good.

Villa playing pretty rough so far

Droolinggimp · 23 Jul 2022 at 11:13

good goal

Shamikebab · 23 Jul 2022 at 11:13

1-0 Sancho, nicely worked goal

fez · 23 Jul 2022 at 11:13

Lovely goal. Unselfish and great finish that was harder than Sancho made it look.

fez · 23 Jul 2022 at 11:27

Great to see us winning the ball back quickly, high up the pitch rather than having to build 90% of our attacks from the back because its so easy for opposition to cut through our midfield.

JamesH85 · 23 Jul 2022 at 11:31

Some of these players look so revitalised, like totally different players. It looks good for it's.

Shamikebab · 23 Jul 2022 at 11:31

LMAO now we have wet cameras too!

Droolinggimp · 23 Jul 2022 at 11:31

bit of a drizzle there

omnomnom · 23 Jul 2022 at 11:32

Shamikebab said:
Yeah the light shirts, dark shorts and socks for both teams is a nightmare decision and my vision is pretty good.

Villa playing pretty rough so far

They were disgusting vs Leeds the other day so expected.