The haiku thread

[platypus]

Original thread
It is wednesday
Tea is going cold

 

[platypus]

Same old project work
A bird flies past with golden wings
I need a new job

 

[platypus]

A student no more
I have seen the world, but not
Now I pay taxes

 

[platypus]

The UPS bleeps
A desk, so cold and empty
Give me therapy

 

[Tefal]

Well it's established
platypus is depressed
Let's give him a hug

 

[Megahurtz400]

Platy is emo
don't let him cut himself
Watch out for the fringe

 

[platypus]

I can feel the love
But hell emo I am not
Tefal gives me toast!

 

[semi-pro waster]

Inquiring minds ask:
When will semi-pro waster
Turn professional?

Considered it
Remuneration not good
semi-pro I stay

Thanks to whoever edited my first attempt.

Haiku rules boring
Lead to stunted prose I fear
What an annoyance

 

[Will_3rd]

Dr. O'Dwyer
time to have your head smashed in
with my shiny new hammer.

 

[Van Hellseek]

It's lunch time for seek
Last nights leftover pizza
The food of the gods

 

[Mat]

I cant write Haiku
My mind refuses to work
See I told you

 

[Belmit]

I always thought that
'Haiku' was a measure of
How clever you were.

 

[wordy]

I'm bored
very bored
I really am very very bored.

 

[Howard]

Very ill I feel
Time to go home at lunch time
Have no energy

 

[Slinky1989]

I really shouldn't
Drink pepsi max at this time
for morning breakfast.

 

[Belmit]

How to be Yoda;
Words in wrong order you put.
Move to Dagoba.

How to be Ramsay;
Take your shirt off. Make soufflé.
Say **** a lot. Done.

 

[Viper²]

Wii Fit is sold out
So I remain quite unfit
Until it's in stock

 

[Belmit]

Breaking news just in.
Cricket balls made of jelly.
I threw a wobbler.

 

[Viper²]

I don't like Cricket
Oh no no no I love it
I don't like Cricket

 

[PardonTheWait]

Love this one.

I didn't write it, I stole it off my t-shirt

It still makes me chuckle though