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arekgreenman888 said:
Be happy you and the person making that joke did not get banned. Both of you are shamelessly promoting cruelty to disabled persons.
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Yeah but they're not.

Q : How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?




A : None.

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At the zombie protest rally:

"What do we want?"

"BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS"

"When do we want it?"

"BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSS"

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"What do we want?"

"INTERRUPTING COW"

"When do we wa-"

"MOO!"

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Priest and Rabbi are in the park having a conversation when they walk past a young boy on a bench.

Priest says "I would really like to screw that boy!"

Rabbi says "out of what?"

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Man walks into a bar and orders 11 shots of tequila.

Bartender starts pouring them, and soon as he does, the guy slams it down. After about 6 of these, the bartender asks "So what's the occasion?". The man replies "my first BJ."

The bartender then says "tell you what, have another on me." The man replies "no thanks, if 11 won't get this taste out of my mouth, one more won't help."

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So this guy walks out of a bar really early in the morning, absolutely wasted. As he's walking down the sidewalk, he sees this nun waiting for a bus. He walks over to her, punches her in the face and she falls to the ground. He starts kicking her, and kicking her, and then starts screaming; "NOT SO TOUGH TONIGHT, ARE YOU BATMAN?!"
 
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Devrij said:
He was a badass. I remember one episode where he escaped from a freezer by melting ice on the bulb, letting it run down a broken shelf edge into the lock, and refreezing it until it broke, and THEN he stopped the baddie getting away by flying an rc plane with a grenade strapped to it at their plane.
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I'm not old enough to have watched it on tv, but a quick youtube search

Hahaha
 
A man with no arms and no legs is lazily lapping up the sun on a beach when he is approached by three stunning young women. Taking pity on him, the first says to him, “Have you ever been hugged?"

The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a hug. The second then says, “Have you ever been kissed?"

Again, he shakes his head and she bends to kiss him lovingly.

Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, “Have you ever been ****ed?"

“No” says the man as his eyes light up and pulse begins to race.

“Well, you are now, the tide is coming in."
 
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