The **Now Eating** Thread

Criticises the restaurants pizza dough, uses 99p Asda bases. Apparently, the best pizzas in the world.

The Trump of cookery.


I spent 30 years as a professional chef working in places you wouldn't even know the names of. I've earned my stripes and know more about food than you could ever learn from reading a thousand cookery books ..pal :rolleyes:
 
Restaurant/takeaway/outside catering...whatever. All the same thing really if you want to be pedantic.

I'm so sorry for upsetting you and your pizza photo and giving you the impression that I care about my post count.

I only post genuine comments FYI and actually I don't even post very often or give a toss about who's got lots of posts.

I'm a 55 year old mature man, not a 15 year young kid addicted to social media "stuff" and silly internet personalities/agendas on chat forums/discussion groups.

Have a great day.
You lost all credibility when you claimed to make perfect pizzas from Asda pizza bases
 
I spent 30 years as a professional chef working in places you wouldn't even know the names of. I've earned my stripes and know more about food than you could ever learn from reading a thousand cookery books ..pal :rolleyes:

OH Get you

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And a restaurant, takeaway and outside catering are all the same thing .....

Obvs the places and food we eat aren't up to his pro chef standards - can't wait for his pics


The insults are actually quite funny, I can see the humour, but ultimately you guys are the ones paying £10-£30+ per meal for food from "eateries" of all descriptions and my food costs are about "£2" per meal and taste so much better (and are healthier too) as I understand flavours/ingredients and I know how to cook. Laugh all you like...muppets :p
 
The insults are actually quite funny, I can see the humour, but ultimately you guys are the ones paying £10-£30+ per meal for food from "eateries" of all descriptions and my food costs are about "£2" per meal and taste so much better (and are healthier too) as I understand flavours/ingredients and I know how to cook. Laugh all you like...muppets :p

The irony here, don't you see, is that people paid you 30 years for cooking, you are in fact, insulting yourself and insulting all the people that paid you all these years.
 
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The insults are actually quite funny, I can see the humour, but ultimately you guys are the ones paying £10-£30+ per meal for food from "eateries" of all descriptions and my food costs are about "£2" per meal and taste so much better (and are healthier too) as I understand flavours/ingredients and I know how to cook. Laugh all you like...muppets :p
Insults are banned on this forum
 
The insults are actually quite funny, I can see the humour, but ultimately you guys are the ones paying £10-£30+ per meal for food from "eateries" of all descriptions and my food costs are about "£2" per meal and taste so much better (and are healthier too) as I understand flavours/ingredients and I know how to cook. Laugh all you like...muppets :p

Oh, we are. Reading your posts :cry: :cry:
 
The insults are actually quite funny, I can see the humour, but ultimately you guys are the ones paying £10-£30+ per meal for food from "eateries" of all descriptions and my food costs are about "£2" per meal and taste so much better (and are healthier too) as I understand flavours/ingredients and I know how to cook. Laugh all you like...muppets :p
Post what you're eating or get thread banned, especially whilst you're throwing about insults.


I've just had rump steak, chips, peas, onion rings, mushrooms and pepper sauce, washed down with a San Miguel.

Was aiming for medium well but ended up more medium :(
(Despite following Aldi's cooking times to the letter)
 
Post what you're eating or get thread banned, especially whilst you're throwing about insults.


I've just had rump steak, chips, peas, onion rings, mushrooms and pepper sauce, washed down with a San Miguel.

Was aiming for medium well but ended up more medium :(
(Despite following Aldi's cooking times to the letter)
No picture = ban

Ban HC1, ban Armageus. BAN EM ALL!
 
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