The OcUK Academy Awards.

Von Smallhausen · 26 Aug 2005 at 22:23

Von Smallhausen · 26 Aug 2005 at 23:30

^^^
LOL LOL LOL

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Marry me sir !

Von Smallhausen · 26 Aug 2005 at 23:58

Von Smallhausen · 27 Aug 2005 at 13:08

retrogamer said:

LMAO ...... That rocks. I am going to print it and put it on my wall.

Von Smallhausen · 27 Aug 2005 at 16:28

Von Smallhausen · 27 Aug 2005 at 16:45

Thanks to retro for this one, he did the imaging and I did the text.

Von Smallhausen · 27 Aug 2005 at 17:46

speeduk said:
You guys hear about the new forum rule? This thread is not allowed to die!

The above my not be true

Held by the court ....

Von Smallhausen · 27 Aug 2005 at 19:11

^^

Yaaay man ! :cool:

Does Jodie know about this I ponder ?

Von Smallhausen · 29 Aug 2005 at 00:14

Phantom said:

I stand awestruck Phantom my friend, that is awesome. :cool:

Von Smallhausen · 1 Sep 2005 at 00:43

Von Smallhausen · 1 Sep 2005 at 11:05

Von Smallhausen · 2 Sep 2005 at 22:01

Gilly said:
Auntie Von did one of me on a TG poster but it seems he never posted it.

Hint taken ....

Oh, and nice one Jooni, lol. I look great in that hat. The mutiny was Gilly's undertaking by the way.

Von Smallhausen · 3 Sep 2005 at 13:21

Von Smallhausen · 5 Sep 2005 at 14:55

lukechad said:
Not again (See post #101)

What do you mean ' not again ? '

Matt Damon has to beat off ladies with a shatty stock matey. Lap up the attention.

Von Smallhausen · 5 Sep 2005 at 19:18

Love the Coyote Ugly pic.

I am going to the very bar in Las Vegas later this month and I do hope the above ladies are on the menu ...... grrrrr.

Except Dangerous and Malt_Vinegar of course. They are not ladies and thus score less on the bon soir scale.

Von Smallhausen · 5 Sep 2005 at 20:09

Jenjey said:
Take me in your suitcase then!

Cruel, harsh .... but fine. We shall get smashed in Vegas' finest casino's baby ! Yeaaaaaaah.

Will you still love me though when the Dollars run out and I am forced to sell my body to randy sailors for the bus fare to the airport ?

Von Smallhausen · 5 Sep 2005 at 20:23

j00ni said:
Sod that, sell hers, make her pay her way

Hmmmmm. I may take you on as a junior pimp my friend. You have quite clearly got hoetential.

Von Smallhausen · 5 Sep 2005 at 20:42

^^

Lol ......... I have just passed myself laughing I think. Class.

Von Smallhausen · 5 Sep 2005 at 20:46

Davey_Pitch said:
I didn't think a woman's top could ever be too low?

So true Davey, so true.

* pictures Davey getting lamped with a rolling pin off his missus. *

Von Smallhausen · 6 Sep 2005 at 12:55

Davey_Pitch said:
I think I'm safe, she knows my views on boobs \o/

I can imagine your views matey, as in peering down from shopping centre balconies admiring cleavage ' views '.