The OcUK Academy Awards.

[Von Smallhausen]

Bah. I will change the holiday then and go to Clacton-On-Sea.

I will watch Dirty Doris dance in the Golden Bucket instead. She paints her body with gold paint as a novelty, then jigs about for 20 minutes until the novelty wears off.



Thanks for the heads up though.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

He he. Von replaces Brad Pitt ...... exactly.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Bah, i was starting to like you as well

Sorry my acetic friend, but Von is a ladies man ....

* doffs top hat *