The OcUK Alpha thread

[DreXeL]

Chest shaving? Skinny jeans? Man-bags? Moisturising? Guy-liner? Tanning? SWMBO?

Are there any knuckle-scraping, nut-swinging, hairy-arsed real men left on OcUK?

Fellow neanderthals, stand up and be counted!! The relentless wave of gay needs to be stopped!!

Post in here if you aren't a poncy metrosexual fag

 

[Scythe]

I' am not a 'poncy metrosexual fag'.

Now where's my mustard.

 

[Neoni]

Chest shaving? Skinny jeans? Man-bags? Moisturising? SWMBO?

Are there any knuckle-scraping, nut-swinging, hairy-arsed real men left on OcUK?

Fellow neanderthals, stand up and be counted!! The relentless wave of gay needs to be stopped!!

Post in here if you aren't a poncy metrosexual fag

im a proper man, my definition of cooking is chucking meat on a flame, then eating on fork. ug.

 

[Lopéz]

Chest shaving? Skinny jeans? Man-bags? Moisturising? SWMBO?

No! No! No! No! No!

Are there any knuckle-scraping, nut-swinging, hairy-arsed real men left on OcUK?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

 

[mac1st3]

My hair is looking viking esqu, I love monster trucks, and think with my penis, I'M IN!!

 

[scorza]

I thought this thread was going to be about OCUK members doing the introduction to Christianity course called Alpha. Shame

 

[Sinque]

Not even 18 yet but I certainly don't do any of those disgusting womenly things!

 

[orderoftheflame]

All of the above.

 

[Duke]

DreXeL you forgot tanning! Damn homogays.

 

[Heofz]

All of the above.

+1
-(bible stuff)

Edit: also, wtf is SWMBO ?

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

I use chilli sauce as a sexual lubricant, does that count?

 

[Ceryndrion]

Metrowhat? oh you mean them nancyboys?
Nope.. ain't one of them..

Just bring over the cow, I'll bite off the bit that I want

 

[DreXeL]

DreXeL you forgot tanning! Damn homogays.

Indeed I did good man, added to list.

 

[DreXeL]

I use chilli sauce as a sexual lubricant, does that count?

Have some man-points sir.

 

[InvaderGIR]

Don't think I am a 'poncey metrosexual fag' as I do none of the listed things.

EDIT: I've spent the past few weeks covered in car grime and being unshaven whilst putting one car back together and taking another to pieces.

Do I count?

 

[peterattheboro]

I like cars, women, football and booze.

I hate skinny jeans, makeup for (gay)men and whatever else the youth of today is wearing.

Do I count?

 

[Busa]

I drink trampjuice and shout **** a lot.

 

[Conscript]

Hi.

*flex*

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Have some man-points sir.

Better than Durex "Tingle" at any rate.

 

[diverse180]

Are there any knuckle-scraping, nut-swinging, hairy-arsed real men left on OcUK?

Fellow neanderthals, stand up and be counted!!