The OcUK Drunken Antics Thread!
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stolen funny items such as...
gnomes
a 9 foot metal pole (stole out of the ground of fresh concrete)
a keg
a bar stool
a top hat and cane
a bird house
a small broken pink childs bike (i put it in bed with my friend who was passed out)
me and friends thought it was a great idea to play ring of fire/kings, but for every card you picked up you drank and put a strip of duck tape over their face or body, and the next time the person to your right got to rip it off, i lost sideburns and pubes
i've sat in a sauna at my friends and poured straight vodka onto the rocks instead of water, we got VERY VERY drunk, very quick.
i pulled a lesbian one time when i was also, i girl that was in my year at school actually lol. i've also pulled my best friends sister.
i went snowboarding when it was snowy outside...bad idea
we've put meatspin on our friends computer that's in her kitchen and hooked up to a 42" tv and then went to bed for her parents to finds it on in the morning with 10,000 spins lol
i've watched a friend put a pear up his arse and then make a donkey eat it, then i watched the donkey vomit it back up, funnyest thing i've ever seen.
i've ran naked through a field at night.
i poured hot waxed up my whole arm to make my arm cased in wax...bad times
....any many more i'm sure but can't think
oh yea, we were at a festival last year and we lost our friend, we thought he'd pulled but the next morning came and he wasn't in his tent, a bit later he shows up with a hospital band on, apparently he was taken to hospital and they found 23 empty jager test tubes. he also had a massive hospital bill which he still hasn't paid =/
gnomes
a 9 foot metal pole (stole out of the ground of fresh concrete)
a keg
a bar stool
a top hat and cane
a bird house
a small broken pink childs bike (i put it in bed with my friend who was passed out)
me and friends thought it was a great idea to play ring of fire/kings, but for every card you picked up you drank and put a strip of duck tape over their face or body, and the next time the person to your right got to rip it off, i lost sideburns and pubes
i've sat in a sauna at my friends and poured straight vodka onto the rocks instead of water, we got VERY VERY drunk, very quick.
i pulled a lesbian one time when i was also, i girl that was in my year at school actually lol. i've also pulled my best friends sister.
i went snowboarding when it was snowy outside...bad idea
we've put meatspin on our friends computer that's in her kitchen and hooked up to a 42" tv and then went to bed for her parents to finds it on in the morning with 10,000 spins lol
i've watched a friend put a pear up his arse and then make a donkey eat it, then i watched the donkey vomit it back up, funnyest thing i've ever seen.
i've ran naked through a field at night.
i poured hot waxed up my whole arm to make my arm cased in wax...bad times
....any many more i'm sure but can't think
oh yea, we were at a festival last year and we lost our friend, we thought he'd pulled but the next morning came and he wasn't in his tent, a bit later he shows up with a hospital band on, apparently he was taken to hospital and they found 23 empty jager test tubes. he also had a massive hospital bill which he still hasn't paid =/
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A funny event was when we noticed one of our mates had dissapeared. We found a locked toilet in the pub with no answer upon knocking so we went to the pub owner and he told us to kick the door in.
We destroyed the door and found our mate passed out in there with his trousers and underwear down ._. Called his dad to come and get him, he had to pay for the door as well. Was so funny at the time.
We destroyed the door and found our mate passed out in there with his trousers and underwear down ._. Called his dad to come and get him, he had to pay for the door as well. Was so funny at the time.
**** tell me about it, the guy kept laughing cause it's lips were touching his cheeks. it was messed up, but seeing a donkey vomit was possibly the funniest thing like.
I could imagine that being written in to an old 'One foot in the grave' episode
"What in the name of bloody hell!"
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Boat related drunkenness: When you are drunk and you fall off the gang plank, why do you swim to the shore and have another go?
Not been drinking that long, was introduced to it at the age of 20.... however done a couple of silly things (Pale compared to most of you guys mind)
Went to see Transformers to find it was sold out, and decided instead that we would get lots of booze, queue about 12 hours of chatting and drinking. Before long I decided it would be cool to shout at everyone who walked by, popping my head out and calling them names and hiding again.
We had one last beer for breakfast then went to McDonalds, queue me raving on the floor to pop music equipped with the Hat, Sunglasses, Neck Hoop Thing that and rubber sword I had stolen from somewhere.
Next we moved on to Morrison’s as my friends needed some boxes to get packed for moving later that day, I attempted to hug several old ladies, then nearly destroyed the booze isle trying to buy beer (My friends refused to let me buy any).
Eventually when we left I put a box on my head and waved at everyone I could on the way home, the amount of cars that beeped and waved back at me was amazing!
I have also kissed a girl on the cheek repeatedly on new years, later to find out she had a partner, and then hate myself for having kissed a taken girl. Thus I hit myself on the head about 50 times and ran off up a railway track…. My head was painful the next day!
When I first started drinking I would tell EVERYONE I loved them, and hug them continually, in the end my friends started refusing me hugs.
The first time I got truly drunk was amazing, I kept falling over and having to put my hands out for support, and then burst out laughing because I found it funny someone else was laughing…. The only problem was I could not stop and sat down for about an hour laughing my head off…. Also making everyone else around me laugh because I just could not stop.
I also went to a friends birthday and ended up having 19 shots of vodka… well I remember going into a club, buying a drink, and deciding it was a good idea to break dance…. That’s all I remember, apparently I did the same 3 moves for half an hour and then had to be carried home (There are videos somewhere), I woke up the next day naked, with my draws and everything emptied all over the floor….
I now understand my limits a little better so can usually control myself… usually!
Jcb33.
Went to see Transformers to find it was sold out, and decided instead that we would get lots of booze, queue about 12 hours of chatting and drinking. Before long I decided it would be cool to shout at everyone who walked by, popping my head out and calling them names and hiding again.
We had one last beer for breakfast then went to McDonalds, queue me raving on the floor to pop music equipped with the Hat, Sunglasses, Neck Hoop Thing that and rubber sword I had stolen from somewhere.
Next we moved on to Morrison’s as my friends needed some boxes to get packed for moving later that day, I attempted to hug several old ladies, then nearly destroyed the booze isle trying to buy beer (My friends refused to let me buy any
). Eventually when we left I put a box on my head and waved at everyone I could on the way home, the amount of cars that beeped and waved back at me was amazing!
I have also kissed a girl on the cheek repeatedly on new years, later to find out she had a partner, and then hate myself for having kissed a taken girl. Thus I hit myself on the head about 50 times and ran off up a railway track…. My head was painful the next day!
When I first started drinking I would tell EVERYONE I loved them, and hug them continually, in the end my friends started refusing me hugs.
The first time I got truly drunk was amazing, I kept falling over and having to put my hands out for support, and then burst out laughing because I found it funny someone else was laughing…. The only problem was I could not stop and sat down for about an hour laughing my head off…. Also making everyone else around me laugh because I just could not stop.
I also went to a friends birthday and ended up having 19 shots of vodka… well I remember going into a club, buying a drink, and deciding it was a good idea to break dance…. That’s all I remember, apparently I did the same 3 moves for half an hour and then had to be carried home (There are videos somewhere), I woke up the next day naked, with my draws and everything emptied all over the floor….
I now understand my limits a little better so can usually control myself… usually!
Jcb33.
So many storys. Me and my mates (at 18) decided it was fun to get drunk and then sleep out on the streets for the night.
We found some very special places to sleep, between some industrial units was comfy (empty boxes win) but the best was an old carpet we dragged about 2 miles to a field to wrap ourselves up in.
We were all dressed in black and followed this group of people round for around 3 hours pretending we were ninjas. They were drinking as well but dont think they saw us once -.-
Inventing a new game called Ultimate Naked Fireball which involved a Tennis Ball, White Spirit and lots of fire. Even made some "Official" Rules up. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
The best tho was getting stopped by the SAME 2 policemen 3 times in one night (and morning).
1st - We had stopped on a random path at 11.30pm and were eating biscuits and taking potshots at plastic bottles with our little Spring Loaded BB guns. The police pulled up just as we had put the guns away, when they asked what we were doing my mate just came up with "Eating Biscuits -Why?" I really had to try not to wet myself.
2nd - We found a realy nice soft peice of grass to sleep on but were woken up by the police, we were all dressed up in big jackets (it was December) and a local dog walker had reported us as "immigrants". The funniest thing was this "comfy grass" turned out to be some persons front garden. Luckily it was 5am so the owner didnt see us.
3rd - We went to get some milk and food. And went to this abandoned farm to eat and drink. Once finished we got out our BB guns and were shooting the cartons and the police turned up again. We saw them coming and had time to hide the guns but when they got there they asked to see them Thought we were going to get done (my parents didnt even know I had a gun) but one of them just said "I used to have one of these" and proceeded to shoot 5 BBs at the cartons! We were slightly in shock, especially when he added "I used to shoot the kids next door with these, it ******* hurts!" We were then told it might be a good idea for us to go home, which we promptly did.
We found some very special places to sleep, between some industrial units was comfy (empty boxes win) but the best was an old carpet we dragged about 2 miles to a field to wrap ourselves up in.
We were all dressed in black and followed this group of people round for around 3 hours pretending we were ninjas. They were drinking as well but dont think they saw us once -.-
Inventing a new game called Ultimate Naked Fireball which involved a Tennis Ball, White Spirit and lots of fire. Even made some "Official" Rules up. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
The best tho was getting stopped by the SAME 2 policemen 3 times in one night (and morning).
1st - We had stopped on a random path at 11.30pm and were eating biscuits and taking potshots at plastic bottles with our little Spring Loaded BB guns. The police pulled up just as we had put the guns away, when they asked what we were doing my mate just came up with "Eating Biscuits -Why?" I really had to try not to wet myself.
2nd - We found a realy nice soft peice of grass to sleep on but were woken up by the police, we were all dressed up in big jackets (it was December) and a local dog walker had reported us as "immigrants". The funniest thing was this "comfy grass" turned out to be some persons front garden. Luckily it was 5am so the owner didnt see us.
3rd - We went to get some milk and food. And went to this abandoned farm to eat and drink. Once finished we got out our BB guns and were shooting the cartons and the police turned up again. We saw them coming and had time to hide the guns but when they got there they asked to see them
Thought we were going to get done (my parents didnt even know I had a gun) but one of them just said "I used to have one of these" and proceeded to shoot 5 BBs at the cartons! We were slightly in shock, especially when he added "I used to shoot the kids next door with these, it ******* hurts!" We were then told it might be a good idea for us to go home, which we promptly did.
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BRB results night party.
I'm sure Mattey will come along and tell you about my drunken antics. I can't remember most but I'm sure he will regail you with stories of me being a tit.
I once ran off onto a bowling green chasing a 'baby dragon'. I climbed up a flood light, only to find out it was infact.... a flood light. I then fell off legs akimbo onto a fence underneath, smash my meat and 2 veg all over the place. Friend then smashed me off the fence with a plank of polystyrene. Cheers chap!
When I get drunk, I get naked usually (though Ive stopped drinking lots!!). Went over to Spain for a holiday with friends. Ended up getting smashed from cocktails, walking home starkers to our villa and friends putting me to bed, for me to not long after walk back down, naked as the day I was born and join in with their card game.
Went on a stag do to Edinburgh (which is an ace city) and raced two Tuk Tuk's from one side of the city to the other. That was good fun.
I threw up in a lake.
I wee'd in someones shoes.
After the Liverpool vs West Ham FA Cup final (2006 I think). I got so smashed I asked a waitress out, only to find her boyfriend who was a big ******* stood behind me. We left after the game only to go to another pub, I was so drunk at this point. Stole a pint glass and walked up the hill with glass in hand drinking. Demolished a fence (chain link, not someones house) as it we couldn't be bothered to go around. Asked my mates mum out on a date, not a great idea that. Got home, threw up in my bin, then collapsed in said bin.
Lost 30 hours due to a new found whiskey diet. Slept in the bath and threw up for the duration of said 30 hours. I think I nearly died that night. Killed some seamonkeys too... Bizarre.
Nearly fell through a frozen lake. Twice in successive years.
Picked up a mini and moved it to another car park (with mates of course).
Sure Mattey will be along to tell a few
I once ran off onto a bowling green chasing a 'baby dragon'. I climbed up a flood light, only to find out it was infact.... a flood light. I then fell off legs akimbo onto a fence underneath, smash my meat and 2 veg all over the place. Friend then smashed me off the fence with a plank of polystyrene. Cheers chap!
When I get drunk, I get naked usually (though Ive stopped drinking lots!!). Went over to Spain for a holiday with friends. Ended up getting smashed from cocktails, walking home starkers to our villa and friends putting me to bed, for me to not long after walk back down, naked as the day I was born and join in with their card game.
Went on a stag do to Edinburgh (which is an ace city) and raced two Tuk Tuk's from one side of the city to the other. That was good fun.
I threw up in a lake.
I wee'd in someones shoes.
After the Liverpool vs West Ham FA Cup final (2006 I think). I got so smashed I asked a waitress out, only to find her boyfriend who was a big ******* stood behind me. We left after the game only to go to another pub, I was so drunk at this point. Stole a pint glass and walked up the hill with glass in hand drinking. Demolished a fence (chain link, not someones house) as it we couldn't be bothered to go around. Asked my mates mum out on a date, not a great idea that. Got home, threw up in my bin, then collapsed in said bin.
Lost 30 hours due to a new found whiskey diet. Slept in the bath and threw up for the duration of said 30 hours. I think I nearly died that night. Killed some seamonkeys too... Bizarre.
Nearly fell through a frozen lake. Twice in successive years.
Picked up a mini and moved it to another car park (with mates of course).
Sure Mattey will be along to tell a few
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It's a toss up between leeroying a glass door or walking 12 miles to get home because it was "faster" than the night bus (well technically it was because the night bus service had been cancelled, but yeah).
I haven't done anything particularly bad recently... Told my boss the joke about the lesbian vampires, she was less than impressed.
I haven't done anything particularly bad recently... Told my boss the joke about the lesbian vampires, she was less than impressed.
quality thread...
ive watched my mate spew up full scones, another mate vomited what looked like a full meringue.
Personally i spent 2 hours dragging a massive bird table a couple of miles up the road.
Got caught in a greenhouse trying to eat tomatoes
Slept for 'bout 2 hours in front of a fire station
Nothing im hugely proud off but also nowhere near as bad as some guys I knew at school/college.
Thankfully all those kinds of shenanigans are behind me, 'drunken antics' for me now include falling asleep on the floor in the living room and locking myself out the house.
ive watched my mate spew up full scones, another mate vomited what looked like a full meringue.
Personally i spent 2 hours dragging a massive bird table a couple of miles up the road.
Got caught in a greenhouse trying to eat tomatoes
Slept for 'bout 2 hours in front of a fire station
Nothing im hugely proud off but also nowhere near as bad as some guys I knew at school/college.
Thankfully all those kinds of shenanigans are behind me, 'drunken antics' for me now include falling asleep on the floor in the living room and locking myself out the house.
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What's a tuk tuk?There are tuk tuks in Edinburgh?
