The ongoing Elon Twitter saga: "insert demographic" melts down

[[FnG]magnolia]

What's that fetish when a rich, overweight and out of shape narcassist dominates me, a strong-armed, 5-days-a-week lifter, in bed (and also in my dreams because I love him)?

 

[Tony Edwards]

Has this been up yet?

Twitter relaunches blue tick service with higher price for iPhone users

Users willing to pay $8 on the web or $11 a month via Apple’s app store will get more prominence

www.theguardian.com

https://twitter.com/x/status/1601693292801839104

 

[Roar87]

Surely he is trolling the others not us. The nutcases?

What he is doing is fueling the CT nuts. Even you are now saying he is partly right.

Part truths are what CTs are made from.

I don't think people should moderate their speech for the 1% of the population who might be crazy Tony.

 

[StriderX]

I don't think people should moderate their speech for the 1% of the population who might be crazy Tony.

Except it's clearly directed at those people as those are the ones he wants to appeal to.

 

[C Kent]

Out of interest, why hasn't Elon updated the latest earnings? He's boasting about the viewers, but not the earning.

Out of interest why do you think the Q3 earnings will have anything to do with Musk when he didnt complete the purchase and start making changes until Q4?

 

[mattx4]

Has this been up yet?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1601693292801839104

Hmm why is he not going for the previously stated 8. Is it actually possible that this billionaire genius genuinely didn't realize that apple take 30% and has to up the price in the app to account for it.

 

[dlockers]

Has this been up yet?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1601693292801839104

This is quite a good move tbf. Apples trillion dollar valuation is because they are "taxing" the internet.

 

[Tony Edwards]

Hmm why is he not going for the previously stated 8. Is it actually possible that this billionaire genius genuinely didn't realize that apple take 30% and has to up the price in the app to account for it.

Its to stop people signing up through the app so that Apple doesnt make any money from it.

 

[sigma]

Its to stop people signing up through the app so that Apple doesnt make any money from it.

How big are vivan's biceps tho?

 

[Tony Edwards]

How big are vivan's biceps tho?

Shes not a body builder or anything but about 16 inches.

 

[Roar87]

Except it's clearly directed at those people as those are the ones he wants to appeal to.

You guys basically default to the position where the person you dislike is doing the most malicious thing possible in every scenario, every single time. He made a joke, if you go through his Twitter feed you'll find he does that quite a lot. He posts meme's constantly and jokes around.

 

[Tony Edwards]

You guys basically default to the position where the person you dislike is doing the most malicious thing possible in every scenario, every single time. He made a joke, if you go through his Twitter feed you'll find he does that quite a lot. He posts meme's constantly and jokes around.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1601972027727945728

 

[unwashed potato!]

Shes not a body builder or anything but about 16 inches.

Lol!

Out of interest why do you think the Q3 earnings will have anything to do with Musk when he didnt complete the purchase and start making changes until Q4?

Sorry I'll rephrase.

Why doesn't he brag about the current weekly earning given he brags about viewer numbers?

He knows the daily turnover approx numbers, he can brag all he wants about viewers numbers but not mention the real numbers that matter. He is just paying for more server bandwidth at the moment.

 

[StriderX]

Also where's the evidence for all the bots since that was his whole 'I'm not buying this now' schtick.

 

[unwashed potato!]

Also where's the evidence for all the bots since that was his whole 'I'm not buying this now' schtick.

I guess he hoped his simple minded friends would have moved on and forgot.

With that said, he can just do a trump "I have huge amounts of evidence of bots but won't release it now".

It's enough to get them repeating it and then blindly beleive it to be true. If Elon said it. It must be true.

I don't think people should moderate their speech for the 1% of the population who might be crazy Tony

You thought my speech should be moderated and removed because I called you tiger.

Your weak post doesn't make the point you think it does.

Hmm why is he not going for the previously stated 8. Is it actually possible that this billionaire genius genuinely didn't realize that apple take 30% and has to up the price in the app to account for it

This is so crazy isn't it. He's charging 11 because of the apple tax, but he didn't know it existed! How nuts. Buy a 10 billion dollar company for 44 billion, with some genius plan to start charging users, and he didn't know the apple tax would exist.

This guy is dumb

 

[C Kent]

Sorry I'll rephrase.

Why doesn't he brag about the current weekly earning given he brags about viewer numbers?

He knows the daily turnover approx numbers, he can brag all he wants about viewers numbers but not mention the real numbers that matter. He is just paying for more server bandwidth at the moment.

What were the weekly numbers before?

 

[unwashed potato!]

What were the weekly numbers before?

Should we stick with the original question?

 

[dlockers]

What were the weekly numbers before?

Many, many, many

 

[unwashed potato!]

DP

 

[unwashed potato!]

Edit.

OK I found an issue/quirk with the forum.

If you edit an existing post, then quote a post, it doesn't add it to the edit box but a new one.

Hence the 3 posts


Edit edit.

To at least give them some value, here's a nice reminder of another joke Elon was clearly only joking about and not to be taken seriously. Clearly just a joke.